Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Fan Creations' started by R--N1GHTM4R3-_-F34R-_-Moepi, Jun 6, 2014.

  1. So I was told to create a forum...so ya.... Post your best jokes, and let's see whose the funniest on pimd!

    I'll start it off,

    Q: what's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

    A: You can't get more than three fingers in a bowling ball
     
    #1 R--N1GHTM4R3-_-F34R-_-Moepi, Jun 6, 2014
  2. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
    A: Because it said 'concentrate'. ️
     
    #2 Azucar, Jun 6, 2014
  3. What has 352 teeth and guards a hungry monster!?

    My zipper
     
    #3 R--N1GHTM4R3-_-F34R-_-Moepi, Jun 6, 2014
  4. Here's my pickle joke? The guy pulled down his pants and the girl said "Ew!". And he replied "What's the dill?".
     
    #4 Azucar, Jun 6, 2014
  5. Bump.
     
    #5 Azucar, Jun 6, 2014
  6. Bump
     
    #6 R--N1GHTM4R3-_-F34R-_-Moepi, Jun 10, 2014
  7. Now!!!??
     
    #7 R--N1GHTM4R3-_-F34R-_-Moepi, Jun 10, 2014
  8. How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch N sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool 
     
    #8 R--N1GHTM4R3-_-F34R-_-Moepi, Jun 10, 2014
  9.  OMG...
    ? Friday: *stares at the thread*

    5min later...

    ?Friday: *stares at the thread*

    5min later...

    Crickets start to sing ?
     
    #9 FridayIsNah-ChoCheese, Jun 10, 2014
  10. Your so nasty the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped thru the toilet paper??
     
    #10 R--N1GHTM4R3-_-F34R-_-Moepi, Jun 10, 2014
  11. Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus!jokes for days
     
    #11 R--N1GHTM4R3-_-F34R-_-Moepi, Jun 10, 2014
  12. To momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it was her phone number 
     
    #12 -Chippy-, Jun 10, 2014
  13. New joke ipandaenjoydimsmoans farming skillz XD
     
    #13 Rehab_EXECUTIVE-PUNCHY, Jun 14, 2014
  14. What does an elephant use as a tampon?

    A sheep ?
     
    #14 R--N1GHTM4R3-_-F34R-_-Moepi, Jun 19, 2014
  15. Worlds shortes joke



    Two women were sitting quietly
     
    #15 --__Kr_Sweet-_-_-Forest_aY__--, Jun 20, 2014
  16. not that funny
     
    #16 -Just_A_Noob-2, Sep 17, 2017
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