So. Somewhere in Columbia Pablo Escobar buried a ton of money and I'm going backpacking to go find it. If you would like to join me so we don't look shady, feel free. Apparently plastic surgery is cheap over there, maybe we could all go get a nose job.
Columbia is hella dangerous and you will most likely get mugged and shot before you even get close to finding the treasure
In Pennsylvania, we have real guns for sale at Walmart. Can also buy them at Dıck's Sporting Goods. All of those are only hunting rifles though, no handguns.
Also Colombia is actually a really decently priced vacation if you do ever go. I've considered it before, just like anywhere else you travel you just gotta use common sense.
I'll bring mhuh guns but they aren't going to be very helpful in a mugging type situation so I vote we pee on our attackers in self defense. No one wants to mess with crazies.