You wake up and find yourself in prison, and after a wild night of partying you have no clue why your their. But right now that doesn't matter you need to get out.
A: Ask the guard nicely
B: Make your cell mate help
C: Serve your time
Nooooooo you pretend it's a knife then you stab them convincingly over the heart giving them multiple spoon cuts!!! (as long ad they're not wearing a shirt)
Hurt the roomie with the spoon an when the guards come in kick em in the baby-batter-holder and run xD you'll probably get caught but it would be worth it