Jail Break

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BlueHawk, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. Made by Me and Todd-E

    You wake up and find yourself in prison, and after a wild night of partying you have no clue why your their. But right now that doesn't matter you need to get out.
    A: Ask the guard nicely
    B: Make your cell mate help
    C: Serve your time
     
  2. I would do what they do in movies.
    USE.
    A.
    SPOON.
     
  3. SPOON WITH YOUR CELLMATE!
     
  4. Ok you get a spoon from the cafeteria, you then
    A: Stab your cell mate
    B: Stab the guard
    C: Try to cut through bars
     
  5.  stab my cell mate. Sorry bruh but this was preplanned
     
  6. if you were gonna stab someone you'd get one of the butcher knives, or carving knives. You dig your way out with the spoon. 
     
  7. Nooooooo you pretend it's a knife then you stab them convincingly over the heart giving them multiple spoon cuts!!! (as long ad they're not wearing a shirt)  :D
     
  8. Lmfao 
    That's like poking a bear with a stick! 
     
  9. Stab them both in the aorta.. (idk if I spelled that right)
     
  10.  a bear? Lemme at him!!! With the power of the spoon invested in me!!!!!!



    Or something.
     
  11. I have the power of the sexy spoon!!!

    Back Off Bear!!!!!


    I...I mean chicken!!!!
     
  12. Hurt the roomie with the spoon an when the guards come in kick em in the baby-batter-holder and run xD you'll probably get caught but it would be worth it
     
  13. Do you think they make jack-o-lanterns in prison?
     
  14. Someone say bear?


    -Getcha baws on.-
     
  15. Eat yogurt with a SPOON