The all new thread all about Cap'n Jack Sparrow and his adventures sailing in the seven seas! We shall call these adventures "Pirates of the Carribean" Now, this thread can be whatever you make it to be! Have fun making up adventures along the way, facing crocodiles, cannibalistic natives, and maybe even Davy Jones himself! Dedicated to Captain Jack Sparrow
Alriighty then Scotty, you go for it, although you should probably prepare yourself for heartbreak, I don't think he'll say yes And cap'n, no problem Now everyone has a thread about them
One day captain Jack sparrow was sailing the seven seas. He saw someone beggin for a virtual one night stand, and wanted "sexy" girls' ffm. Since the poor sexter bypassed the filter Cap'n Jack sparrow silenced him. ~~~~End~~~~Chapter~~~~One~~~~
Suddenly, a post in forums appeared! What was this? Was cap'n being perverse? Oh. It was about glue. Everyone was dissapointed. Another bypasser came along, claiming they were bi and single. Cap'n silenced them, but didn't tell why. Oh the suspense. ~~~~End~~~~Chapter~~~~Two~~~~
Lmfao. I know right? I'm amazing. I'm thinking about actually writing a story though, think I should?