I'VE SEEN THE RISE AND FALL OF MANY GREAT EMPIRES

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CrimeFightinCactus, Feb 4, 2022.

  1. *sips some warm coffee*

    I've seen the RISE AND FALL of many empires.
    I've seen the rise and fall of many players
    Of many forumers
    From Kefo
    To Kitten
    To RevolutionaryWolf
    To that one Vice guy
    To even Julie that one gal/dude who was into politics
    I've seen it all!

    * Takes another sip of coffee*

    And i realize
    These people are relics of the past
    They made their mark in their own way
    But now they are pimd ded in the grave yard
    And THE FUTURE IS NOW.
    while these great guys are now dead
    I realize, and with no disrespect or offense, fuq these guy like you're the past now
    And the present, the future is now.
    And I am the FUTURE.
    I'm the future of forums.
    I also have like a lot of fans, what can I say I'ma swell guy.

    *Sips more coffee*

    I'm the new generation of new improved, better forumer more sophisticated and divine.
    And I realize it is my destiny to take over the fourms and pretty much run around owning the place.
    It is my manifest destiny, but instead I take all over the earth.
    I have devised a plan with my people
    And within the coming months
    You'll see a whole lot of new members running up in this bitch
    We hijacking all your threads
    We taking your women
    We gonna pretty much destroy anyone standing in our way.
    We gonna farm anyone who dares defy us.
    And I will pretty much be running dis crew and da forums
    Cause why not?
    Not like there's any better candidate rn lolol

    The Brandish Empire is here, and it's here to stay.
    We gonna call it the Golden Age of BRANDISH.

    From now on anyone who dares defy me will be added to the list.
     
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  2. Great story.
     
  3. Now is the present. The future is a time further forward from now
     
  4. why are you starting this off by roleplaying?
     
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  5. Aren't you that guy who wanted to screw with the rs system?
     
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  6. Damn straight. Greatness up in this bitch.
     
  7. Boi I'ma add you to Da list and you not gonna like it. THE FUTURE IS NOW.
     
  8. Excellent question earthling.
    Since the dawn of time
    Rpers on pimd have been made of, opressed and bullied by those that think they are superior
    But fact of the matter is
    We all playing the same game,
    Just cause some scrub like to do da rp while other like to waste hours on meaningless items collecting them doesn't mean you better than them.
    We all in the same game.
    The rper is no different from Jillface lol or the lb folk.
    Y'all da same.
    And as a great boss that I am who treat my people right I want the rperz to know they welcome in my fourms
     
  9. Nawh they ain't me
     
  10. You're not the dude who wants to rs multiple hoes on here? 🀣 So somebody else was using your account? πŸ‘€
     
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  11. when you have the cahones to beat your meat in public, I'll hear you out.
    if you wouldn't do it irl, don't be doing it behind a screen. I will shame you, you deserve it.
     
  12. I read this with a deep voice in mind.
     
  13. Oh yeah that's me, yeah I wanna RS multiple women, why not? I don't hide my true nature. I keep it real like a frying pan. I thought you were talking about another dude that was trying to screw up the rs system.
    Personally I execute excellence so I was like maybe they talking about someone else. My ideas are like gems, gold, diamonds.
    Radio Free Orgeon OUT.
     
  14. There is no correlation. I'm talking about roleplay. I'm not bringing anything sexual up.
    This is a roleplaying game.
    You my friend r playing as a broke college student eating ramen noodles RN.
    You have an avatar you're rping/playing as.
    You're building a show case and stat items and you're roleplaying as bob da builder tryna build yo account as.
    My coffee rp thing had nothing to do with da seggs
    Ya sure there are sexual deviants out there and yeah they should stick that to the Dms and not in public
    But as I am saying, as da forum king I accept all info my kingdom,
    Da blacks
    Da whites
    Da rpers.
    Baddies.
    I'm practically fluent in MILFS so they welcome too.
    All have a place in dis house
     
  15. My friend read it in Willy Wonka Voice but I like this better, cause I be deep
     
  16. Reminds me of Jaco that you bro πŸ˜‚
     
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  17. Why am I not included?
     
  18. You can’t take over a place that has no life left in it, forums died when it was moved to discord. Go take over that area
     
  19. You can have this wasteland, it's valuable resource have been spent.

    I'm happy to hear you considered me an emperor though. Thanks for that. :)
     
  20. I’m still tryna figure out where are these fans you speak of?