But then it went the other way around The leaves are changing My cat is angry The hair on my doorstep just keeps growing I bathe myself in feces and I think to myself Why haven’t I worn a condom today? My skateboard is covered in glitter and I’m angry Why do people let this happen? Why shouldn’t I be allowed to have squid for dinner if I wanted it? Triangles are everywhere, I’ve even begun to spot them on my own body I strip myself of my uniform I eat my pumpkin pie for desert I urinate on my fork like usual My boyfriend comes over and he sighs Where did things go wrong?