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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jerk123123, Jan 23, 2015.

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    ?-iSmash_De_Saison-




    Hi, if you've opened this thread, I am assuming you are here to read some juicy gossip about one of pimd's mods. Well, guess what? You're in luck! I am about to expose all his secrets and corruption (and offer you a sweet deal, but shhhhh, this last part is a secret).


    Hmmm, where do I start? Well, first off, he has a number of fetishes. For example... hairdryers. Yeah... You heard me right, he's absolutely obsessed! Show him one, and he'll sit there for hours, not like this:





    But, like this:




    Or like this:




    But don't worry, after he's done being a total hog, Ant will be nice and dry your hair for you too (gasp!).

    If you're looking for someone to obsess over things with, chat him up! 



    What else? Oh! He loves to joke around! He especially likes to be the butt of practical jokes and witty comments. But, although he likes having them directed at him, Ant will often throw back his own remark, so... be on the lookout.





    Well, I guess that's it for now, ?otherwise he'll eat me alive instead of just killing me after reading this.


    Now that the spilling is done, it's time for that offer I was talking about earlier:


    Send him loads of toilet paper, Porta potties to go with the paper, and/or wall him and he might, just might give you a dv. But, in case he backs out, if you wall him, I'll send you a gift.

    If you need a quick link, he's my pupil, so just go to my profile.






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  2. I had no idea about the hairdryers  he never said a word, but then again, he always does look fabulous 
     
  3. ??Now you know why.
     
  4. How about I just hire you?
     
  5. I don't see how that relates to this thread.
     
  6. Lol he's your pupil.

    Kk I'll send him TP. But if he eats me than your a jerk.
     
  7. yay!

    ??but unfortunatley, Im a jerk either way. ?As he manages to remind me everyday. ??
     
  8. He's a bird killer 
     
  9. What I can't afford TP?? How broke am I? Lol
     
  10. I'll have to add that to my list of all the things he's done that he doesn't want public. 
     
  11. ??nooooooo
     
  12. The things you learn
     
  13. ? Freaking Smash needs to talk to me more
     
  14. ? Talk to me my old puppy I misses you XD
     
  15. Hmmm I guess I should keep my mouth shut and not bring up totally embarrassing secrets that would change his life. Lol
     
  16. U forgot he loves rp with his multiple rp partners
     
  17. Smashie
     
  18. ? I always knew he was looking at my hairdryers in our arpee sessions