Irony

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *UltraViolet_ (01), Feb 19, 2012.

  1. Just thought I would put this out there so...
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    Quite interesting really, how one is said to be with one another when there isn't a true match for themselves.
    Like Chayse and James.
    Chayse is just weird, and more weird.
    James is just out there.
    The irony, of them never becoming a couple lasted until that one simple day......
     
  2. WARNING: Their personalities and looks are from HP RP. ^w^>•

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    The awkward was awkward.
    They were their own type of people, like Chayse.
    She used to wear really thick Coke glass bottom thick glasses, and her hair was black.
    When she hit eighth grade, she now ha blonde hair on her black hair and bright pink contacts.
    The socially awkward, are what their label says.
    James was known as 'Socially awkward' or at least that's how he perferred it.
    He didn't like saying good-bye to people, and often looked at the school records and photos and memorized EVERYTHING.
    How did the two meet?
    Through a prank, a prank that they never knew would bring them closer,
    Or somethin like that....
     
  3. Chayse laughed, as she walked the so called 'empty' halls of Bridger Middle school with a box labeled SCIENCE LAB in black thick letters.
    Inside the box was a mountain of honey with fire ants in it. And bees.
    Don't ask how, nor regret how in the hell she managed to do that.
    James heard of what sounded like a hyena laughing in the hallway, nevertheless, Chayse's laugh.
    He peeked from the corner, watching her as she used a small trowel to put the honey on all the door handles. She moved on quite quickly with how fast she was using the garden tool.
    "What are you doing?" he asked, as if he was there the whole time and she knew.
    She jumped, the trowel flying out of her hands, it broke Mrs.Wagner's glass.
    "Oh. I'm putting honey with fire ants and...bees on the door handles." she answered.
    "Mind if I try?"
    "Uh...."
    The stranger seemed nice, but weird. That's cool. "Sure."
     
  4. Chayse's laughs of a hyena grew louder as she thought of more bad things that would happen.
    An usual child.....
    James, just swagger face.
    "O.K, done. That's the last of it." she said, coating the last door handle in the hallway of hell, A.K.A the eighth grade hallway.
    Fist pump.
    She pranced back to her locker, and kicked it open. She never could really remember her damn combo anyway.
    She snatched her white backpack, and shuffled to the door.
    James, walking on the ceiling, poked Chayse's arm.
    "Huh?"
    She looked around, confused.
    She kept walking, feeling another poke she jumped back and fell on her ass.
    Nice job genius.
    "Alright; who's screwin with me?"
    "I am."
    He stepped, so when she looked up she looked up at his face.
    "The hell-"
    "Nice to see you too Chayse."
    "Three. One, how the hell do you even know my name? Two, how are you even walking on the ceiling? And three, who are you?"
    James looked thrilled....Not really.
     
  5. HELLZ YEAH I HAZ ONE BUMP
    Now let's hope James wont kill me
     
  6. "I guess I'm the type of person that doesn't say hi, or bye." he said, answering the first question.
    "Okay, but still." she pestered.
    "I have special shoes, that I'm trying to get to work anyway. I'm James."
    She smiled dorkishly, feeling butterfly's.
    "Guess I'll see you 'round?" she asked, still walking.
    "Yeah..."
    "Hey," she said, grabbing his attention once again. "Don't hit your head."
    He smiled, and mumbled after she walked out the doors, "I won't...."
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    Okay, creepers that think me and James have some thing together....
    0-0 Here.
    ChayseXJames
     
  7. She skipped along the sidewalk, bumming to random songs that she heard on the radio.
    Her eyes were moving constantly, never concentrating on one single thing for more than three seconds.
    James walked home, still awkward.
    Nothing out of the ordinary today, other than a couple of heartbeats that were skipping faster than usual.
     
  8. Seeemssss legitimate good job
     
  9. Oh wow great Pinkie just great
     
  10. Bump bumpy
     
  11. @Imani
    Yup. Rock and roll. 
    @Dashie
    It doesn't mean anything!God, I don't know what you're getting worked up about!
     
  12. *Humming
    Psh. I can't spell
     
  13. Chayse walked to school, lagging her usual speed. She wore a neon shirt that said 'EVERYDAY DAY IM SHUFFILING', a cuff with metal, and her regular biker boots. In her hair there was a neon green duct tape bow.
    She hummed the song Starlight until she got to school.
     
  14. James was already at school, sitting in his 'emo corner'.
    Chayse laughed and poked him, which caused him to look up from the book he was reading.
    Hunger Games, legit choice.
    "Sup." she said, sitting down next to him, holding her white Vans backpack.
    "I was reading." he said, putting the book back where it was in his backpack.
    "Ah, cool. You like the Hunger Games?" she asked. She seemed distant today....
    "Yeah."
    "I liked the books, I just prefer more laughable things. Like sarcasm. The only thing I have." she said, messing with his hair.
    "What are you doi-"
    "I'm playing with your hair. It's so freaking messy already, BUT MESS IT UP ANYWAY!" she said, laughing.
    Awkward child.....
     
  15. This is amazing my pinkie You definatley need to continue
     
  16. He smiled, and looked up at her as she was messing up his hair.
    "You know it can't be any more messy then it already is?" he asked, letting out a sigh.
    "Hell yeah I know that."
    She sat on her knees, so she was taller as she was on the ground. She had to of reached his forehead.
    "CHAYSSSEEEE." screeched lily.
    Kat walked behind her, face palming.
    "Oh...Hi there lily...sup Kat Broski?"
    "Who's that?" lily asked quickly, eyeing James.
    "Oh," she said, blushing. "A friend."
    Kat and Chayse pounded knuckles and gave her a bag of pocky.
    James was red, still close to Chayse.
    It was cold outside, but her blush was helping and NOT helping.
    It was helping keep her warm, but it made it seem like she was in love with him.....
     
  17. POCKY!!!! chuck norris approves of this story!