Ireland's Journey Pt, 3

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheSagittarian, Jun 6, 2013.

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    My tribute to Jopo. 

    Size button is still M.I.A. 
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    Me: C'mon Ireland! Lets go!  Hurry up!
    Ireland: I'm coming! I'm just finishing up eating. Geez. 

    As Ireland finishes his Froot Loops, I begin to wonder why King Justin selected him for this quest in the first place. But then again, it was my choice to go with him, so I shouldn't complain.

    By the time he finishes, he's already ready to leave.

    Ireland: Alright lets go.

    I nod in agreement and we leave the inn. By the time we're at the edge of the city, we're suddenly inconvenienced.

    M4GN1F1C3NT_CHAIR: Spare change?
    Ireland: Let go of me!  I don't have anything to give you!
    Me: Not even a shred of dignity is left. ?
    Chair: Ha!
    Ireland: Shush you!
    Chair: Then take me with you! I'm sick and tired of staying here in this dump.
    Me: Sure, why not?
    Ireland: Why not? He's a bum! He's no use to us!
    Chair: I'm useful! Just give me a chance and you'll see my talent!
    Ireland: What talent?
    Chair: Let me come with you and I'll show you.
    Me: Let him come. What have we got to lose?
    Ireland: Fine.  Lets go.

    So all three of us leave Mackleford and head to the next town.

    Meanwhile, back at Niche where the war is happening, a mysterious wanderer enters the scene in a hooded cloak.

    Then suddenly, after seeing what is happening, he mutters a few mysterious words in another language.

    Time seems to have stopped as did everything else.

    The mysterious man separates King Justin and Rebel leader Queeny. After that, he takes that crown and puts it on his own head.

    After looking around once more, he spies Jopo and his tank. Dumbfounded by what contraption Jopo sports, he foolishly lets time start again.

    It only took a short while for Queeny and Justin to become quite confused at what just happened.

    Justin then notices that his crown is gone!

    Justin: Where is my crown?! 
    -Seb-: I have it.  I now rule your silly kingdom. And if you should say lift a finger towards me, I'll have everyone killed.

    And at that moment, Jopo aims his tank at -Seb- and lets fire a shot only for -Seb- to have enough time to conjure a spell to protect him, thus making the blast launch him into the sky, never to be seen again.

    Jopo: Well, that takes care of that. 
    Justin: Where is the crown?! 
    Queeny: He still has it!  After him!
    Jopo: Quick! Onto my tank! We'll find him in no time!

    Justin and Queeny hop onto the tank and Jopo starts the tank and drives it into -Sebs- direction.

    Queeny's and Justin's soldiers try to follow as quick as they can, but to no avail. They get left behind.
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    That's it.  Terrible ending if I do say so myself. Lol.
     
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  2. You need to start another one and put me in there with you!!! Since you're still my hoe and always will be, how about we do a garden in the story lol.
     
  3. I like jennis idea that would be hillarious
     
  4. Just because my last name was -Immortals-GardenTool- doesn't mean I have a green thumb.  I know nothin about flowers
     
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  6. That's what will make the story so much better. You can just pull it all out of your ***. 
     
  7. I got chu Wyatt ?

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  8. I have to agree
     
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  10. Thanks Jopo! 
     
  11. I do love these stories as I've told you before.
    Good job my friend. 
    I will be looking forward to the next part, so please don't keep me waiting for too long.












    ~M
     
  12. Me wanna be on the next one please
     
  13. I so wanna be in one ?
     
  14.  . I love these stories. So funny.
    And ? for Jopo's tank. 
     
  15. Wyatt let's bums in our posse 
     
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