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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *CheekyChloe (01), Dec 6, 2011.

  1. Suuu...

    SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN! FAPFAPFAP-

    -gets shot-


    ... But I don't believe in Santa. ^w^;;


    I've a friend who does.


    I won't mention her name since it's rude and thoughtless and stupid and idiotic and insensitive and-


    Etc. Etc. Etc.


    The lists goes on and on and on.


    Anyway, she's like... A year older than me. ^w^;;

    She's 12.

    I had a convo with her and the question stopped to:

    "Doyoustillbelieveinsantaclaus?"


    And guess what...?


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    She does!


    Awkward turtle.

    Then I asked, "why?"

    "You don't believe in Santa Claus?"

    Then my bubble burst and I just stared at her as if she just bitch slapped me.

    And, HELLLLL NO.


    Nobody bitch slaps me in real life except myself. When I'm hallucinating. :mad:


    "Of course not... Santa Claus..."

    Okay. I'm evil. My classmate was easy to fool so I said,

    "...is a midget in spandex tights that lives in your closet."

    And guess what?

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    SHE BELIEVED ME!

    She actually said she'd check when she goes back home.


    ... I actually feel sorry for her. OwO;;


    But I'm not a person who uses a needle and sticks it up your "My-hopes-aren't-pipe-dreams-ass", so I won't tell her Santa Claus isn't real. So I'll let dem idiotic douchebags tell her instead.

    Now for my question.



    When did you stop believing in Santa Claus if you did?


    I never believed in him. When I turned 5 and asked my mom about Santa Claus, she was like,


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    "Santa Claus isn't real. Get over it."


    And when I asked her when Christmas was and if Rudolph really had a red nose, she was like,

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    So. I never actually believed in good ol' Santa. Because nobody in the entire world, is as fat as him. ._.

    No offense. ._.


    Oh well.
     
  2. I set up a security camera inside my couch when I was 9. I caught my parents on tape, and showed it to them and try confessed.
     
  3. Santa isn't real  he is really your mom or dad that puts presents under the tree or in your stocking 
     
  4. Santa is not real  although there was this dude who gave presents to children on christmas (it was some normal dude though). I believe that was in switzerland although im not too sure . You'd have to investigate or something 8-|
     
  5. 8|


    I know he isn't real. I'd he damned if I thought he was. 0.0 No offense.


    My mom never did that. XD It was my grandpa who gave me a set of legos and commanded me to build a fort for my puppy to live in. o_O
     
  6. i kinda find out no santa when I got a present from santa that I put on my list for my parents to get 

    i was 7?

    I played along with it years after, just for fun
     
  7. ....

    I caught my parents when I was 4.
     
  8. Ooh.


    Spyder, caught whut? õ.ô
     
  9. He's not real? :cry: noooooooooooo!!!
     
  10. He's Not RealKidding!Lol Good story though
     
  11. Y on the front does it say "-insert emoji here-" and I not sure when I stopped all I really like is getting presents but I don't care who gives them to me
     
  12. Wow cheeky! You're a lil bad girl o_O
     
  13. Me And Santa?

    does not suit.



    Never believed in it and never will.
     
  14. I stopped believing last year when I saw a rectite for a 25 dollar iTunes gift card... when I asked for an iPod touch for Christmas.
     
  15. Santa is fake.... Theres no hiding it, they are all fake...... I was there when my mom bought me my new iPad 2 and my Beats by Dre headphones for x-mas......
     
  16. I caught my parents putting presents at the tree o_O
     
  17. I never believed in him, because I live in an apartment
     
  18. A chiminey is normally 8 in. by 4 in.