In My Bag

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CatchMeInThemGutsHowBoutDat, Jul 11, 2018.

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  1. I've been in my bag.
    I had rights to brag.
    Love is overpriced,
    But we still pay the tag.
    I was feeling your swag,
    I'm sorry if I might lag.
    I'm persistent and inconsistent,
    Now I'm just being reminiscent.
    I'm not being cheesy with this line,
    I'm trying to be jalapeno mind.
    Your heart used to belong to you,
    Then it was nachos, it was mine.
    Let's taco bout how you're so fine.
    You remind me of hot tamales,
    I'd risk burning my tongue,
    Just to get me a taste.
    I want to hold you by your waist,
    And kiss your pretty face.
    Mami, you gone get me in trouble,
    Cause I'm overdosing on the double.

    I overdosed on your attention,
    And other things I won't mention.
    I know that I'm not perfect,
    But I guarantee that I'm worth it.
    I apologize if I seem rude,
    But I'm not that type of dude.
    I know I can get you in the mood,
    With me you'll never need lube.
    So don't treat me like these other dudes.

    Late nights I would call,
    And sit up against the wall.
    None of your friends like me,
    Bet those punks won't try me.
    Lately you've been distant,
    I swear it has me reminiscent.
    I'm telling you I'm not a bad choice.
    I missed your cute laugh, mami.
    Mami, I missed your voice.
    Hoes keep trying to hit my phone,
    But if it ain't you then I feel alone.
    You could've been the woman,
    Who I'd brag about as my own.
    I try to give you my attention easy.
    You just want to tease me,
    When insead you should please me.
    I know that your ex is cheesy.
    I'd should you all guys aren't bad,
    You just need to trust and believe me.
    Mami, let me hold you close,
    I'll be the butter to your toast,
    I'm overdosing off your attention the most.

    I overdosed on your attention,
    And other things I won't mention.
    I know that I'm not perfect,
    But I guarantee that I'm worth it.
    I apologize if I seem rude,
    But I'm not that type of dude.
    I know I can get you in the mood,
    With me you'll never need lube.
    So don't treat me like these other dudes.
     
  2. GO GET LAID
     
  3. Happened already. Go get a better hobby than posting remedial, nonsensical comments on a positive thread. You know, people like you are why the world is so rotten
     
  4. idk this thread is kinda depressing. it isnt negative but i wouldnt say its positive either
     
  5. Theres no safety net thats underneath, im free. Fallin all in you
     
  6. LOL I'm so wrong

    Thought this would be some school shooter joke or sum but it's just another one of these :roll:
     
  7. It is positive
    HIV positive
     
  8. UPVOTE THIS COMMENT
     
  9. i just like that the first stanza has food puns.
     
  10. jaco the butthurt
     
  11. twice
     
  12. HOPPED OUT MY FEELINGS AND I HOPPED IN MY BAG
     
  13. This isn’t Reddit
     
  14. Rip cats out the bag
     
  15. Nope. I'm black.
     
  16. You must've gotten bored with those little girlsand those boys you compliment so much. You recycled a joke I used this week. So unoriginal.
     
  17. The only play you get is from your kid victims and little girls
     
  18. Shopping related, lol
     
  19. See, you were doing good, now you're being a follower again
     
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