Impressions

1. One of the guys name is chad,
2. it’s just wasted my time

 

They're taking a break from golf rn.

 

This entire photo makes me cringe.

 

chad fam

 

The shoulder sweater makes me immediately think of them at a kentucky derby race with all the fancy hats but the kids are secretly doing coke in the bathroom. Chad constantly brings up his revolutionary experience on ayahuasca in Bali where on the way home, had to wait for their private jet to refuel because Rachel their assistant gave the pilot the wrong take off time. Stupid bıtch.

 

Makes me think of that high school musical movie

 

I feel like they'd sue a restaurant for not giving them those fancy waters.

 

I feel like I just saw how Owen Wilson will look as old and married, lol. Oh, the horror.

 

tax fraud, domestic violence, substance abuse and church on Sunday?

 

One drop of salt

 

If i were a golddigger i would try to befriend them

 

The sweater and suspenders are a little much, but other than that seems normal to me. My boys dress like this most days.

 

The sweater, suspenders and incredibly fake smiles are what bring their doùchebag level to the max tho. Otherwise they'd look normal-ish, maybe a lil rich

 

I couldn't pay my boys to wear a sweater. Or sketchers. Apparently "Sketchers suck!"