Okay look, imagine if you met this banging hot chick, like goddess material, make you wanna slap your momma hot. So you flirt a bit and you finally get this girls name and number on a piece of paper... Then you find out her name is Bill. Just fucking imagine it. Like how the fuck do I marry a bitch named Bill? Like I can't scream your name while were doing inappropriate shit bc of it. I'm pretty sure that would make her like half a man or something. How in the fuck am I supposed to share an address with you. Like, "hey bro, you married?" "Yeah, her names Bill, she's inside making me a sandwich" I don't even fucking know.