I'm trapped

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nemo, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. So, I'm tryna go to my car but I can't exit the house because this muthrfkr is guarding the door awaiting to kill me.

     
  2. Hope you enjoy your stay in your house, sir
     
  3. I am uncomfortable.
     
  4. Go out the other door
     
  5. Kill it first
     
  6. It has fangs
     
  7. It's looking into my soul... wtf.
     
  8. omg i looked away for a sec and it's gone
     
  9. I hope it doesn't jump on me when I open the door
     
  10. Cause it saw my soul.
     
  11. Now im scared cus idk where tf it's at
     
  12. I wish i was that skillful
     
  13. Go to the window
     
  14. It's plotting a revenge somewhere near your car
     
  15. Probably cutting some wires to foil a possible escape.
     
  16. You could also be like those ppl who called the cops because their cat "trapped" their entire family in the bedroom. the cat was standing outside the door and they were all too scared to walk past it
     
  17. LMAOO imagine how powerful that cat felt
     
  18. The window probably has something scarier on it
     
  19. I'll hire the cat as my bodyguard not that I need it but would be cool
     
  20. I hope tf not