Before I say anything else, I would like to apologize. In fact, I would like to extend my deepest apology to everyone reading this thread, I am sincerely sorry for what I am about to tell you. What am I about tell you? I am about to share an unfortunate event that must take place today. This event, although it happens yearly is a disastrous day for all who partake. It scars all who encounter it for months to come. This despicable day is Clean Your Room Day. I know, it's horrid. Although parents may like this day, as it gives them an opportunity to nag at their kids till their room is clean, and provides them with a wonderful excuse to do so (observing a holiday), this is the most dreaded day of the year for all children. Children's rooms, although appearing to be full of chaos, have a delicate order to them. Each pile of dirty clothing, each piece of paper or toy laying on the ground belongs where it is. Remove one from its place and the room becomes foreign. The room stops being a haven for the child and instantaneously becomes a nightmare. The piles of clothing become monsters, the toys become strange objects which can hurt the child if they a take a wrong step. Parents often do not see the value and order of a "messy" room. They title it messy and say "go clean up that room." I say it is time for us to take a stand. Get up, go to your parents room, and see that they do not have a mess. If they do, when your parents go on their Clean Your Room Day rampage, point a finger to their room and say, "you first." ️↝❥мͥɑgͣsͫ✾↜️
If children were as smart as they think they are, they'd train those festering socks and coffee cups to do it for them while they plotted world domination
My room is pretty tidy should i be worried about that??!!! "oh god whats happening to me? my room its-its too clean" *starts screaming and running around* :O