I have something to tell you... My dear friends... Family... Peers.... Associates.... Well I don't know how to put this... But..... I FEEL LIKE A VIRGIN FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!
HEY I'M A VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD 16 STAYING ONE UNTIL SOMEONE COUGH COUGH DARLYNN!!!!! DATES ME AND MARRIES ME WHEN I TURN 18
Guys in highschool usually try to swim in as many pools as possible. This generation is full of guys happy to have dry clothes. My grandad said it'll fall off if u dont use it. He also told me santa was real so idk if he's trustworthy.
1. That's why people masturbate. 2. Santa is real. ? not really. Sorry to break your hearts kiddies.
Masterbating isnt using it that's like saying peeing is using it. You gotta put that rooster to work.