I'm Bored... Again...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Inimical, Jul 15, 2018.

  1. Flexing on these hoes,
    Flexing on these hoes.
    Chase bank, bank, bank,
    And fill it up with zeros.
    Chase bank, bank, bank,
    And fill it up with zeros.
    Flexing on these hoes,
    Flexing on these hoes.

    I don't want her if she's extra.
    I cut her ass off if she lecture.
    If she acts up I don't text her.
    I'm a young professional flexer.
    I got power like the Puff girls, bro.
    I got the mojo like JoJo.
    I'm flexing on any hoe.
    I'm rolling up like a rolo.
    Pull out game weak, yolo.
    She want a ring like Frodo.
    I'm hitting the nerd flow,
    Exceeding my normal glow,
    But still not at my peak though.
    Watch out to those below,
    I'm hi-tech equipped with game.
    No other guy is the same.
    Fast life till I crash like skrttt!
    They claim I'm butthurt,
    But she says I'm an àsshat.
    Damn she ate me after that.
    Ass out of this world though,
    She must wear space pants.
    Intergalactic from international,
    If you didn't know now you know.
    I took off in my spaceship,
    Like Little Einsteins taking a trip.
    I try to be down to Earth,
    But my limits are in space.
    Hoes are like Pokémon trainers,
    Whenever it comes to balls ,
    Cause they gotta catch em all.
    What's a queen to a deity?
    What's an atheist to a deity?
    I'm greatness incarnate baby.
    Even haters want to be me.

    Flexing on these hoes,
    Flexing on these hoes.
    Chase bank, bank, bank,
    And fill it up with zeros.
    Chase bank, bank, bank,
    And fill it up with zeros.
    Flexing on these hoes,
    Flexing on these hoes.

    Critical damage to the eat bar,
    I won't show it a peacesign.
    I'll blow out that hoe's spine,
    Like she's Ricky when I'm stiffy.
    Trixie tried to trick me.
    She left Vickie with a hickey,
    Now they're both sticky.
    They tell guys they're gay,
    But with me they're strictly dìcky :lol:

    I'm bored out my mind tbh...
     
  2. That's ok. I never asked you to read it.
     
  3. Why are those two words red tho? Reminds me of Pokemon.
     
  4. Hit you with that dude dudu doo before lock ?
     
  5. Lol
     

  6. Halp I might be a lil gay.
     
  7. Be my wife k?
     


  8. Sorry Jaco, this just turned to a kpop gif thread.
     
  9. Not going to lie, those Kpop women can suck me up for some sashimi :lol: I'm jk about the "for some sashimi" part.
     
  10. I'd go lez for any member of Blackpink ngl
     
  11. Comes to balls.
    Comes = cùms,
    Balls= the male tèsticles

    A male's "come" is in his balls, the nut sack... I thought it was a clever, sexual, double entree. Actually, it is pretty clever.
     
  12. Tbh I'm just gonna go full on lesbian, the male variety can suck my left nut ?
     
  13. Excuse you. Don't include me in the "male variety," I am the King of the Trolls.
     
  14. but why is it red tho

    Wait, where's my left nut..?
     
  15. Wherever you want bb
     
  16. It's red, because I wanted it to stand out.
     
  17. Tbfh Rynnethia sounds like a good name for a Pokemon