Illuminati

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Hoochie, May 17, 2018.

  1. What do you have to do to contact them because???? I'm ready shisters ?
    Like? Come on now I'm 100% down to sell my soul for fame and money 
    It doesn't even have to be like Beyoncé fame I'm cool with being given a large social media following 
     
  2. triangle
     
  3. Same tbh. Idk how to get them to notice me, though. My brother said they'd contact me after I published a book with a big company like random house or something
     
  4. I got an email from a recruiter last night. Supposedly the Illuminati has been watching me
     
  5. Tbh I have a bunch of scars on my arm that form a triangle so I think I accidentally became a part of the illuminati when I was in grade school ?
     
  6. Hook me up k ty
     
  7. For just 10 bentos I can put in a good word for u to my Illuminati overlords
     
  8. That's illuminaughty
     
  9. Lmfaaaao
     
  10. Ur ambitions are too low lmao
     
  11. Real life haven't even started yet and you thinking of selling your soul? there are many ways that you can get control on a person or anything by illuminati magic but its totally HARAM and i would prefer anyone to stay back from these kind of stuffs!
     



  12. K but you're not helping
     
  13. 
     
  14. I'm not here to help. I'm here to laugh. :D
     
  15. Illuminaughty got me dead 
     
  16. You could just abuse your own...talents...if you have any and become wildly rich and famous on your own
     
  17. I'm already sucking enou-
     
  18. Are u willing to become a reptile robot though?