I'll buy you 50 credits worth of gifts

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Steezy, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. All you have to do is write a quick college essay for me. The essay has to be about a high school accomplishment you've had (you can just make one up)

    *the essay has to be 500-1000 words*
    *must be done by Sunday
     
  2. Fucking genius man ... Why haven't I thought of this
     
  3. Narrative or expo?
     
  4. I wonder how'd you go in an exam or test when you don't have someone doing your homework for you?
    Do it yourself, you can't learn nor improve on your own skills and knowledge if someone else does all the work for you.
     
  5. This is fucking genius!
     
  6. @bcs a narrative
     
  7. Lol... Wait...

    Can't think of one good thing to write about that you've done in high school? Are you scared about what you have done? Do you just not want to write about yourself?

    Youre asking a complete stranger to write about one of their accomplishments or to just make one up... But you cant do this on your own?

    Then youre going to provide this person with gifts? Will they be paid before delivery?

    Can the story be about how you're trying to plagiarize on a app game?!?

    Being a former teacher - i request lock on this thread and may God have mercy on your soul.

    Idk if this against ToU's but it should be....

    WAIT AND YOU HAVE LIKE 5 days to write this?!!! What the hell! I hope you smoke pot or something because thats just pathetic!!


    dW
     
  8. Follow me on your main if you have one...
     
  9. How about you wipe my bottom for me?
     
  10. @TER

    "can the story be about how you're trying to plagiarize on an app game?!?"

    Let's not be a smart ass now. If you don't want to do it fine, but don't try to belittle me just because I'm try to get into college by any means necessary.
     
  11. Sounds like you'd also preform fellatio acts for money.
     
  12. So this is for your college essay?!? And you still can't do it yourself?

    You have 5 days, youve already posted about 100 words... Im not belitting you, im saying EXACTLY what you're doing...
     
  13. ️️️ YOU EVEN CORRECTED MY GRAMMAR!!! I said a app, you made it an app....

    What the hell is wrong with you, just do it yourself.
     
  14. ? If you're "trying to get into college by any means necessary", and can't complete a simple assignment like this, perhaps college isn't for you..
     
  15. I do believe you could probably do this yourself without help. Probably better then those who would be willing to do this for you, especially if you get something as simple as "a" and "an" as dw has pointed out.

    The assignment seems simple enough and by the way colleges check your entrance essay usually by making you write another one at orientation. So you'd probably get easily found out anyways. Write it yourself. Much easier and won't get your ass busted later on for cheating ?
     
  16. Wait. A narrative essay for college entrance? 
     
  17. I had to write one for a college entrance and he said he needs to get in so I'm assuming it's a entrance essay.
     
  18. You are going to fail horribly. Maybe you'll get thru college cheating your way through but if you earn your degree you will not have the slightest idea how to use it and all that money will have gone towards raising your 'Moron' bar. Which I can see isn't necessarily low.

    If you can't simply write an essay about yourself, believe me you will not go far.
     
  19. Steezy,nobody will help you. What you're doing is plagia. If you need help by other people to enter the college, then you're ready for it kid. Stay in highschool.