Id want to be kidnapped by narcos while high and drunk off my ass,then be slapped around and lashed,then have each finger and toe cut off one at a time,then have each limb cut off one at a time,then be skinned alive,then have them rub alchohol all over ny skinned body,so it burns like hell and hurts so bad i cry my ass off,then have them hang me upside down,shock me with tazers,then finally end it with chainsawing my head off! Bet nobody can top that!
RP ALERT RP ALERT WEEOH WEEOH RP ALERT RP ALERT EVERYBODY RUN WE CAN'T BEAT THE RP MONSTER RUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Hey you're the guy who reset cause he was getting crap about meeting an ex of your gf/ your old name.
This is pretty creativity and imaginative. Ignore the morons claiming RP. They know they are ugly. Nice OP.