I Lost My Mind

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RedPeacock, Sep 22, 2013.

  1. Okay, here's what happened, I was having a political debate with a friend regarding Obamacare. Skip ahead, it came down to the NSA's spying on American citizens. And you know what? I don't give one bloody fuck.
    Because you know who else reads your butt fucking stupid e-mails?
    Fucking Google
    Fucking Target
    Fucking Apple
    Fucking Twitter
    THEY ALL DO IT FOR THE FUCKING STUPIDEST REASONS!
    To sell you fucking soap and Spaghetti-Os.
    At least the US government says it's in the name of national security to defend it's citizens' from fucking terrorists or polar bears or something instead of reading my e-mails to see how I like my fucking toast or what kind of fucking brand of OJ I like.
    Point being, I just don't care the government thinks I'm a goddamn fucking Satanic baby-killing Muslim or a goddamn mole-person, because my warehouse of fucks has run dry and Winter is fucking coming.
    The Fucking End
    Read this or don't. What the fuck ever.
     
  2. All i saw was stars
     
  3. I read the whole thing. 
     
  4. That was me being genuinely mad btw.
     
  5. *Asterisks* everywhere
     
  6. You horse eaters are blind, I see perfectly through the stars.
     
  7. Wait..... Chewbacca being mad?  Wut?
     
  8. Lol, good point. I've always been raging haven't I?
     
  9. I initially read that as "ragging" and had to correct myself, then decided it could be interchangeable in the context.
     
  10. I've lost my mind too and I kinda don't want to find it