My little randomness/slightly unsightly version of hell that I share with y'all. If only it were useful. ): Ugh. My friend has this saying "Do you have allergies? Do you WANT allergies? Then come to *insert state here*" Know why? Cuz allergies suck ass. Major. Ass. On to PIMD-Related content. Recently, I visited a club. It was a good club; hell, they're on the leader board and most everybody's heard of them! Havent heard a recent word of complaint at all! But when I went to visit, this chicka was in there. I don't exactly get along with her, but I wasn't talking to her in an attempt to be nice. Then the owner pms me with the basic message that if I start any crap with her, I'll be kicked. He then went on to say that if ANY crap was started, I'd be kicked. But I was like "Hold up, wait a minute, lemme put some sensin in it!" And I flipped. ._. basically, he said that no matter who started shit with whom, it'd all be blamed on me, and I'd be kicked. I called bull shit, and got kicked. Funny how history repeats itself. .-. I mean, I was just visiting... I think his first message was "Feel free to visit anytime, but if you start any stuff with *insert name* I'll have to kick you" and then it went on, after I got pissed off (For one, I hadn't done anything. For dos, why the hell does everyone assume and not ask?), and he basically said that no matter what happened, if we argued, it'd be my fault and I'd be kicked because SHE'S the member there, not me. Bull. Shit. Fuck a duck and name it Larry. To me, that decision was an experiment in Terminal Stupidity, but that's just my opinion. Next...does anyone else get a lot of people asking them out or wanting to sext them? I wish I was just braggin about this, but I'm being serious. And honest. I had a club member ask me once. When I denied, she quit. Haven't seen her since. ._. Another time, an old friend asked me to. tWas awkward... Another time, someone asked me if I would do a favor for them by sexting someone. When I said no, they asked if I would sext them. Most recently, someone decided after talking to me for five minutes that I was their new "boo." Gee, thanks. I always wanted someone to make my decisions for me. And do you KNOW how difficult it is to come up with a fictitious boyfriend?! I wouldn't know! I don't know! I'm not an insight into the male mind! >.> so. Freakin. Annoying. Anyhoot! Since I know reading installments about my life helps y'all get through the day (or night), it's the usual I-can't-believe-this-fucking-happened shit I post. I Josh. You know that, right? Let's see... So...we (my Sis, me, my gma, and old man) were ridin in the car. Old man was driving. Freakin 64 years old, goin 80 in a 55. <.< My gma: Do you realize you're goin 80? Him: Yeah. What the hell you expect me to do? Slow down?!?! My mind: Oh, no, you dumbass. She just told you that because shes your life commentator. Also, I went to a cardinal's game recently. It was with a group of friends. We were walkin down the street, and I got distracted (have you freakin seen those flag wavers for traffic?! They're, like, Sooooooo into their jobs! They were mesmerizing! I was like "Mo-ooove your flags, ladies!". They were onnnnnnnn.). And I get undistracted and turn around and then...BAM! pole. Right. In front of. My freakin. Face. And no one thought to warn me. It was all like "Hey, Az, aren't you excited? We're goin to--" "And he's soooooooo damn cute!" "I can't wait and I've never been to a ball game and I don't get it but I still can't wait because it's goi--" FREAKABAM!!!! *spontaneously runs into pole that appears out of nowhere* It sucked. >.< Yesterday, we were in the mall, and this lady was shopping in front of us. She was with her husband and baby. And she kept leanin down and flashin her baby, her husband, and half the whole store and sayin "Oh CONNNNNNNNNNNNORRRRRR! Where is CONNNNNNNORRRRR?? I can't see CONNNNNNNORRRRR!!!" Some baby talk isn't bad, but that was annoying as fuck. Her baby was like three. Not three months. And then it looked up at her face and it started just BAWLIN. It was like, look down and it's fine. But look up at its mom and it's like "FUCK! A CLOWN!" and it cried. Understandable. But the lady kept right on goin. "Ohhhhhhhhhh CONNNNNNNORRRRRRR!!!! WHERE are YOU?!?!" I'm sure the baby was thinking "I'm right on front of you, fuck face. Shut. The hell. Up." And then my grandma was like "Listen at her. She needs to shut up and grow up. Look! Her face is scarin that baby! I feel sorry for it." ): Which wouldn't have been bad. At all. But we were standing about five feet from the lady and she heard every word. I swear SHE wanted to bawl. But she stopped. Win? Methinks so. Next...my friend and I decided that Zimmerman was guilty. Why? I mean...just think. We both thought the following: Zimmerman is old and large. He coulda defended himself against that chile. Not only that, but (remember?) Peace Tea and Skittles. What the hell was he doing threateningly? Spazzing out with his tea and pouring it our on the grass, saying "The peace bleeds! It BLEEDS!" and throwing skittles at zimmerman and sayin "YOU TASTE THAT FREAKIN RAINBOW!!! TASTE THAT SHIT!!!" Ummmm...oh, yeah. Hella threatenin. My threads keep getting longer and longer. I just noticed that. Oopsie.
Lol nope.... Read the first couple paragraphs, wondered how long it was.... Scrolled.... Eyes went like this .... Typed whoa?
Lol it's fine, Josh! And that stuff is okay. It tastes funky. I have to sip it or it's comin ALL back up.
Oh yeah! The only way you can drink it is by sipping Or else you puke it up as soon as it hits your stomach. Tiny Sips Ladies, Tiny Sips.
I read the whole thing And yeah!!! Doesn't it suck when people automatically assume their friends are right? It's like dude, open up your eyes noob!
Josh Yeah...that's the worst part, ari. I have to act feminine when drinking it. ): Lol Blockey totally! They don't see at all! But they said they knew how she was and I was like "...But still? It'll still ALL me my fault?"