The ultimato pokémon trainer. I DEFEATED RED, BITCH. I FINALLY GOT TO MOUNT SILVER WOOHOO! *That... Sounded unbelievably wrong. If you do know why, I applaud you.* HOLY SHIT I FINALLY DEFEATED HIS TEAM OF WATER POKÉMON HATERS, OMG. I WANT TO TOTALLY GIVE THIS SPEECH OUT TO EVERYONE, AND TELL YOU THAT I HAVE FINALLY REACHED NIRVANA WITH THE HELP OF THE ULTIMATE GAMING CONSOLE. My 3DS. Even Pokémon Rumble Blast agrees with me. I totally... Deserve... A medal. For catching them all. And training the majority of them to LVL 80—100. Only some of them I left as LVL 20—30 because their moves are too weak and they make me cringe. ._. I'm working on perfectioning EVARYTING. Don't give me that look. Silver comes third in the sexiest rivals list. BKDIMAMZZ. But honestly? He fucking needs to come his hair and get rid of his outfit... *shudders* I'll let Natural Harmonia Gropius sing me to sleep. Yes, UJELLY? That's his full name. And that's his holy mark of approval. If you're wondering who the second is, there isn't. I just didn't DARE to make Silver the second. God, he can step up a rank if he decides to do something productive and not march around looking like a rapist whose target is Lyra. *cringe* To be honest, I'm not being a poser. I just have an unbelievably strong passion for beating any idiots standing in my way by channeling my rage through video gaming. And that passion is called pokébattling, where I show my awesome moves and beat a pokémon three times stronger than mine with one ultimate move. Yeah, damn straight, I'm amazing. That, and all dem pokéballs come to my yard— ._. But seriously, if you have any problems at all I can help you. I can even offer you a walkthrough. ._. and don't give me a skeptical look. I played all of the generations. The first ones were so cheap ass that my brain immediately decided to shut it off. I played Pokémon Gold on the plane once and cried from the lack of graphic detail. The flight attendant had to shut off the screen for me because I didn't want to look at the monstrosity. I wasn't sure whether or not I was sedated. All I remember is that on my flight back to Macao my classmate gave me this look that said I was in deep shit with China Airlines. I wonder if they'll serve me a coke when we're going to Guilin. Hm. ---- Yeah, I had to brag. YOU JEALOUS? My Reshiram totally is waiting for me, so I'll, like, be gone before you can say 'Mississippi'. Don't worry. Not ALL narcissists are like this. I just choose to support the image to mock everybody. ._. * flies away on magical pokémon sprayed in magix dust*
I pre ordered White, got there early in the morning, bought it, played for a day, got disappointed, threw it at the wall, never to be found again.
BUNANZA, HOW COULD YOU?! Black and White sequel is coming out in June! YOU SHOULD AT LEAST PLAY TO EXPECT WHAT'S COMING. Although I admit, I played Black with hacked pokémon and beat N so easily. I played White without hack and N was still so easy to beat. With one pokémon. Meh.
I left my ds in a rental car >_< but since I am a pokemon tester they MADE me get a new one Yes I said tester Ujellybro?
Nope. I can buy three sets of each generation right now If I wanted to. ._. No price is too big for Pokémon!
I feel so poor Pokémonly speaking... I only got two versions of Pokémon Crystal and Red. My way friend, on the other hand, has them all! All freaking versions But hey... I stopped buying consoles a while ago. I only have the Color and Advance ones... He has them all. I believe he is a nerdy geek
You cried from the lack of graphic detail? Noob. I remember back in the day, where we tried to catch them all, and it was cool. Now there are 5,000 different weird ass uncreative little blob monsters that are impossible to get unless you spend 500$ on every game.