I hate it when...?

When I'm in bed with a hot chick and I'm on pimd

 

I hate it when Hitler drinks my milk and a velociraptor slaps him, which causes the milk to spill on Link's ocarina.

And you know you're fucked when it's your milk on Link's ocarina.

 

I hate it when I try to  and it doesn't come out

 

Juicy, OH GOD TRUE STORY!

Mine is when you try to sneeze but you fail to, and suddenly "ACHOOOO" feels like the building is falling

 

I hate it when I'm fabulous.

 

I hate it when I do this to bump a post.

 

I hate when u leave for a second.. and burn ur toast..

 

I hate it when people being their friends into an argument because they're losing.  super annoying

 

I hate it when a teacher thinks they're amazing for asking you a question that they think you aren't prepared for, but you know the answer and prove them wrong so they send you out of the room.

 

Lololol I've done that a few times.

I hate it when a teacher calls on you thinking you're not paying attention, and then you get the answer correct and they're like 

 priceless

 

And then they're like: "Pay attention!"

Really really cornily because they know they've been humiliated in front of the whole class.