So recently we were playing Truth or Dare in our Club Chat and I was asked truth or dare. Well by the title of this thread you know what I chose. "What is the wildest thing I have ever done to a woman" was the question I was asked. Of course I had to write a thread on it. So the following is my answer. It was two days before Halloween and friends of mine were having a Halloween party. Myself and a buddy told them we would not be able to attend. Plans fell through so we devised a plan!! The party would be held outside of town and would consist of scary movies and alcohol. It would be the perfect time to prank them. We had the perfect plan! We would wait until the party was close to over and surprise them. My buddy and I dressed up in Camo and put masks on to cover our face. We snuck through the woods with a chainless chainsaw!! Hind site, not a very good idea!! As we got closer to the party we noticed everyone was leaving!! Our plan was ruined!! So we made our way back to the vehicle and headed back to town. We had just arrived in town when I saw the girl whom I had a crush on!! She was from Texas and we all know about the fabled Texas Chainsaw story. Ding ding bells went off in my head!! Well we followed her and her roommate to their apparently and parked in an inconspicuous place. I positioned myself beside the door as my buddy snuck over to her vehicle. He knew where she hid her spare key and let himself into her vehicle. The plan was to set off the alarm and when she came out, to come out of hiding and chase her with the chainsaw. Well everything was going to plan except she never came out of the house. So I decided to start the chainsaw anyway!! Still no sign of anyone coming out. So there we were with another failed plan! Then around 2 minutes later, their was a police car shining a spot light in our vicinity!! We were scared less!! This was not part of the plan!! I could just see him and I spending Halloween night in jail!! So we both ran up to the door and begin shouting who we were and that it was a prank!! Only problem was we had not removed the mask. When we looked into the window, the girl whom I will call Julie, was cowered with her roommates and a baseball bay by the door.
Cont... So as I was saying they were cowered together with a baseball bat. One look at us and Julie who was in front jumped backward into the other two girls, knocking all of them to the floor. By this time the police were turning into the driveway. Not a great feeling!! We finally was able to convince Julie and the other girls who we were when the cops came to a stop!! The police got out of the cruiser with guns up!! I think I pissed myself!! Well my buddy and I were sent over to the arresting officer while the other officer talked with Julie and the other girls!! Our fate was in their hands!! They could have pressed charges but fortunately they didn't. Needless to say the officers left but all was not over!! We had some pissed off girls to deal with and two of them were blackbelt karate instructors !! We finally smoothed things over but it came at a cost!! We had to clean their apartment for a month!! So I have answered the question which concerned the wildest thing I had ever done to a woman!! Amazingly it was not sexual in nature!! However I retain the option to post the next wildest thing I have ever done to abdomen at a later gate Would love to hear your story!!
ROFLMAO!!! You WOULD do that Bobby But good on ya for actually completing your dare! I'm proud! And I want to hear that other story
A funny thing that I failed to mention. While we were outside with the chainsaw a buzzing, they thought it was someone on a motorcycle who was trying to steal the car. So Julue called 911!! Guess what? She was put on hold True story!!