i an a uni.fom

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Goldialocks, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. I love you'
    You love me,
    Let's sing the alphabeff
    ABCZ
    I can count lertterd
    So can Barney.
    I can't rhynes to sbe my lfe
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    right mplw, i thjnk it's 10JM , and like, O was calling A friendc but then I like realized, she was like , af school, so I hung up, andd went on zpiMD insteadz lololollol

    I think im' on meth.

    Because, like, the sky, is pink, and there's a pig in top of the pianoz. Incan talk snd Inknow what's hapening, but like, i was si drubk on medz so I decided to stick my ead out the window and wavs ti ths peops looking at me with...' Besdy etes.

    O can't trust them7

    THEIR LUUKING ST YIUU. WITH DEM FUGLY EYEZ AND EVIL FACS.

    OH GOD EHY$

    I skilldd school today. Because I has hypothemia. Orba fever I dunno I can't feel my legs 5:,(

    Hey, Qinny, PASS ME THE ALCHIL' I WAN GIBGER ALEEEEEE.

    WHEEEEEEEEEEE

    I'm a unifon.

    An asian uniform with poit ears and rows of sharo grey teeth that will EAT CU

    And then, like, my nanny gave me my neds and U was kine, sticking my head out the sjndow five seconds latsd

    I almost julped umtil she grabbsd me by the waist abd oulled menout Haha.

    How stupud. Did she really rhink Ibwas going to kill myself'

    Lohhlll
     
  2. Like ehatz re youz dalkinz laboutz, Dhloez? 
     
  3. MI NAME US COHLE. LLO
     
  4. OH RAELYL? WLEL HI TRHEE! I'M ANID.

    What. ANID. 
     
  5. Huu therrtt ;D lool
     
  6. Nuuuce tuuuu meuuut yuuu. 
     
  7. Sombbodded oonf thhisf threaasx neeedssg meentalld heelpp amsd ittd nkrot mee.
     
  8. Feeb Kcae 
     
  9. Nigh, what a fuun killer.

    Poo, fuck offffff 
     
  10. * rolls adousn *
     
  11. Ittttsssss kkknnnnnoooootttttt mmeeeeeee theeeeiiiittthhhhheeeerrrr. 
     
  12. Thsiz isf qhilarioudsw
     
  13. Itrt's pooghhh. ;D
     
  14. It's ghilaruius becauz your stuoid. ;D
     
  15. Auuuttooooooheccooorrrreccxxxttt Issas shhuutttuuuuppphhiiiddd.
     
  16. I,:/-liketh, seesrd srtufdk. AHHHAHAHAHAHJXFKRI!¡ HELLFP MEEJG!!::
     
  17. MALLLFHHHUUUNNNCCTIIISSSOOOONNNN!! 
     
  18. Oh God.


    Never again.