?????? ....and you could be too!! -Do you like sandals ? -Interested in intense workouts ? -Like bathing in wine instead of water ?? -Have trouble surrendering ? -Have a warrior attitude?? Then the Spartan life could be yours ! If you'd like to be part of the finest military force in history .... ....BRING YOUR SWORD AND SHIELD AND... please contact _-SPARTAN_ !!! AWOO AWOO AWOO *shield clacking* Eat a hearty breakfast men for tonight we dine in hell!!!
Well only one error You need to contact _-SPARTAN-_ And you will get a shiny stamp on your wall
I fall into every category other than bathing in wine. I do that in Guinness. Is there an Irish version I could join?
Hmmmm I can check if beer is ok there would be an effervescent quality I suppose ...like a spa bath