I am a survivor..

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PapiLovesHisTequila, May 12, 2019.

  1. So like when I was in pre-k, there was this one gurl who liked me. I was playing Pokemon cards with my m8ies and out of nowhere she grabbed my shoulder.

    It was at that moment that I caught the cooties.

    Yes, the cooties can be transmitted through clothing.. Some say it is just an urban legend, but I can confirm that it is indeed a fact.

    Wells.. my "m8ies" immediately got up and didn't want to play cards anymore... they walked away from me as if I was a leper.. but tbh... I had it even worse. I felt so bad cause my Magikarp was about to go ham on their weak Pokemon.

    Anyways.. the teachers had to pull straws to see which one would walk me to the school nurse's office wearing a yellow Hazmat suit.

    Mrs. Gonzalez, the Spanish teacher wasn't so lucky. "Lo siento," I whispered as I looked down in shame.

    Once I got to the nurse's office, she gave me the bad news. I would never get to live a normal life.

    In my mind I thought: "Jeez.. I would never be able to play freeze tag.. never be able to go into the ball pits.. or get to eat pizza at Chuck-e-cheese cause now that I got the cooties I'm banned from all public places."

    Years passed by and I defied all the odds.

    I know there is no cure.. or maybe there is but I just can't afford it.. but I'm trying to love my life to the best of my ability and see the world.

    So if anyone out there has been through something similar or is going through it at this very moment.. don't lose hope.

    Lat but not least, thank you, Sherry.. I hope you are happy wherever the fudge you are.. thank you for touching me on the shoulder that day, because it made me appreciate the little things that exist in this world.
     
  2. I’m getting incel vibes
     
  3. Creeper vibes
     
  4. I-okay.
     
  5. Give your cooties to me so I have an excuse to keep people from bothering me.
     
  6. I’m confused Lat or Last*  lol just messing with you ex-pupil !
     
  7. I'm drunk.. leave me alone.
     
  8. Sherry as in Sherily? I always knew she was a sadist but this is too much
     
  9. Oof.. I'm never using Tequila as a chaser again. ?
     
  10. I appreciate your lack of spelling errors. Ppl who purposely forget how to type to prove just how drink they are annoy tf outta me
     
  11. Why tf would you do that to yourself
     
  12. Use vodka instead 
     
  13. I'm really picky on that tbh.. I try to make the least amount of spelling errors as I can. Even though sometimes what i write doesn't make sense and is random af lol.
     
  14. I enjoyed this write up! Make another cute/funny like this please!
     
  15. I did this when I was drunk, so you'll probably get to see something similar later on. ? Or maybe I have written some in the past.. idr I'll bump some if I get the motivation to look for them.
     
  16. Shoulda got the cootie shot ? circle circle dot dot

    It was a cute story, I wouldn't mind more. ?
     
  17. My mom says needles are the devil. ?
     
  18. O ? can't argue with momma