I am 8est pir8. 8)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Goldialocks, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. * shakes arms and runs around in a circle *

    I went to school wearing a pirate costume.

    Yes.

    Hell yes.

    HELL. FUCKING. YES.

    I AM BEST PIRATE.

    Of course, there were people who questioned me and what the fuck I was doing. Halloween isn't even here yet. For me, I really don't give a shit. It was Dress Down Day, and whenever there's the opportunity to change into something other than my uncomfortable uniform for school I'll frickin' take it.

    Even if it means you're going to get disturbing looks from the taxi driver.

    But like I said,

    I AM BEST PIRATE. 8)

    * continues 'skree'ing like a banshee and flaps arms even harder *

    CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS—

    Ahem yes as I was saying—

    Costumes.

    A teacher at school wrote 'book' on his face and wore all blue, and behind his back there was the FB 'like' button. Plfbt. Interesting costume, but I still insist that I was best pirate.

    BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY PIRATE.

    Bitches be jealous of my pirate swagger. 8)

    * struts non-existent stuff in a non-existent hallway *

    And it's some sort of a tradition to get candy in halloween, I guess. I didn't really get any candy from anyone, actually...

    I just stole some from a magic jar in the counselor's office and stuffed it inside my pirate pockets. :0000

    And...

    I don't even know why I made this thread. ::p

    Some of you may be dressing up, some of you may be not. If you are dressing up, what are you dressing up as?

    If not, then be a pirate.

    But you probably won't be as pirate as me.

    Because...?

    I AM MOTHERFUCKING CAW CAW BEST PIRATE.

    lolok.

    And if any of you were wondering, I finally got some healing progress from my bruises and I'm not limping so much anymore. ::D BUT NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK SO THAT'S WHY I'M MINI-SIZING THIS TEXT. WHOOOO.

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    Plfbt halloween lol fuck dat i gots candy corn bitches everywhereee.