Hunting with Chloe

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Goldialocks, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. I just realized.


    My room is a jungle.

    And I AM THE PREDATOR.

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    *kills rabbit*

    ,_,

    What? It looked at me funny.

    ... As I was saying, WE'RE GOING HUNTING!

    For something.

    More specifically
     
  2. Zee Zee !

    Y U KEAL!!
     
  3. Okay. ._.

    It cut off. .-.


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    As I was saying before I got so rudely interrupted...

    More specifically, WE'RE FINDING A WRENCH!

    And, I remember I placed it under my piano...

    But unfortunately it's gone.

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    And before you ask me why,

    IT'S TO HELP ME WITH MY COOKING LESSONS!

    So I can wrench-whip myself whenever I set the kitchen on fire.

    I tried... Everywhere... To find it.

    But the wrench just won't listen. ,_,

    and being the lazy ass hunter I am, let's HUNT FOR A BASS RECORDER!

    No. Seriously. I think I lost it...

    And it's school property. ,_,

    What makes it worse is that...

    I'm going to fail music during the graduation without it.

    And the last note is such a bitch to play. ._.

    but it's fun. Really fun. Like, better than the ukulele fun.

    ... That's because I lost it and barely escaped the wrath of my previous music teacher. ._.

    I found ONE piece.

    ONE.

    And it was under my couch.

    And... Yeah. ._.

    I kinda... Got... Carried... Away... With the whole safari thing...

    No worries. It's here. ._.


    But...

    I think I left another piece in the fridge. ._.

    I think. The piece may or may not be covered in ice.

    I just remember pricking my fucking hand on an ice cube once. I never drank soda with ice. Ever. Again.

    And now THAT's finished, I wonder where the third piece is.

    Four pieces in total, so this lamest Chloe adventure thread will be finished in less than three minutes. 

    And... It really was in the fridge. ,_,

    I wrapped it in tinfoil. ._.

    And I think I lost the last one inside the aquarium...

    Huh.

    Or maybe inside the rice cooker.

    Because the last time I lost something, it was inside a frying pan. I'm too much of a clutz anyway. ._.

    It's possible, actually. That THING was a magnet and I was finding edible food inside the kitchen.

    Thing is, I don't think dim sum put out in the cold for a month is edible.

    AAAAAND.

    It was under my bed.


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    Now that I have three...

    The last one's tiny. ._.

    it MAY be in the rice cooker this time.

    And before you tell me how is THAT possible, to lose all four pieces in different locations, you haven't been to my house. You can lose a water bottle, when it's right in front of you the whole time.

    ...

    And... ._.

    It was inside the recorder bag. ,_,

    well that was a bummer. .-.

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    ,_,

    And before you give me an incredulous look on your face, for wasting five minutes of your time, I'll apologize by showing you a gif. That... Will... Unlikely work. .-.

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    Yes. I did this out of desperation. .-.

    How long has it been since I made a Chloe thread? ._.
     
  4. 



    May I say congrats on your scavenger hunt ?  Or shall I hide knowing you killed a rabbit ?
     
  5. I SHALL NOW PASS WITH AN ALMIGHTY B PLUS!


    B-but... The rabbit ate my gummy bears. ,_,
     
  6. He ate your GUMMY BEARS ?!?!



    He deserved to die :|
     
  7. ,_______,

    He was evil... He was very very evil. ,_,

    I feel so violated. Dx
     
  8. Aww.


    Will I buy you more gummy bears ?
     
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    Awesome!!
     
  10. Seriously, if you didn't say you got cut off, that amazed me 
     
  11. XD


    My house... Is a hazardous place that will keel you. ,___,


    I has moar gummy bears. ANYONE WANT SOAM MOAR?
     
  12. I cant eat them. ,_, They taste funny.
    GUMMY WORMS!
     
  13. Vodka soaked gummy bears... Dx
     
  14. Y U KILL ZE RABBIT? 

    OH I SEE... IT ATE YOUR GUMMY BEAR....


    Don't judge a book by it's cover I guess.  but still poor rabbit.  it was so cute. 
     
  15. Dx

    THAT WAS OUR WEAKNESS, HE PREYS UPON IT WITH HIS CUTENESS

    AMFG NUUUUUU
     
  16. I want that rabbit 
     
  17. Lmfao!!!!! Chloe, at least you found your recorder...mines still somewere unknown to mankind...MY CLOSET *shudders*
     
  18. I'm sorry but I didn't read any of this.


    hello my name is red tiger how may I help you?
     
  19. D:

    You

    Daughter

    Of

    A

    *****.



    I wuv rabbits
    D:<

    .-. U so silly.