HUNGRY!!??

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by analease5, Aug 9, 2018.

  1. are u guys hungry
    Ok no prob
    Cause in this post u guys will help eachother
    YES!!
    No jokes
    What u have to do is to post a reply that
    In that u have to write a small recipe (again i m telling a short and easy recipe)
    So u can check the other people recipe and make them
    For example( recipe of banana pancake)
    Mix one banana with one egg  and fry it each side for one minute
    Here u go with a yummy banana pancake
    REMEMBER!!
    in recipe don't forget to mention the quantity of ingredients
    Thankyou
     
  2. Isn’t the step where you slice the banana missing? You cannot possibly fit a whole banana on a pancake.
     
  3. You missed the word "mix"
     
  4. This is a recipe for Nutella rolls
    Flatten normal sliced bread
    Spread Nutella on one side
    Roll it up
    Dip in whisked egg and milk
    Fry in butter
    Roll in sugar
     
  5. With your bare hands? That’s crazy talk
     
  6. Ooooh okay, here’s a recipe I’ve tailored a bit towards mine and my bfs liking; Spicy Veggie Stir Fry c:

    2-3 tablespoons soy sauce
    4 tablespoon Sriracha (usually I just pour until I think it’s enough lol)
    1/2-1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger
    1/2 tablespoon paprika
    1/2 cup cornstarch
    16 ounces of tofu, we usually cut these up into rectangular slices or cubes
    1 tablespoon vegetable oil

    2-3 large red/green/yellow/orange bell peppers, seeded and chopped (we like to use different colors because it turns out pretty lol)
    1-? chili peppers, sliced into circular pieces (add however many you want, we usually go for a higher amount since they’re rather small peppers)
    1 1/2 cup baby carrots, sliced into circular pieces
    6 ounces snow peas
    2 cups baby corn, trimmed
    6 (or more, depending on serving size!) ounces soba noodles (you’ll cook these however the package says so)

    First: blend the soy sauce, Sriracha, ginger, 1/2 tablespoon of hot paprika, and 1-1 1/2 tablespoons of the cornstarch together.
    Second: you’ll use most, if not all, of the remaining corn starch to coat the tofu. Then you’ll heat oil (vegetable oil usually) on med-high on a skillet to cook the tofu (I go for around 8-10 minutes) then set aside
    Third: put the veggies and a few tablespoons (2-4) of water on the skillet for about 6-8 minutes
    Fourth: stir everything together, and enjoy!


    this is really long I’m srry rip
     
  7. Guide to quick food:

    • Get a job
    • Don't spend money on PimD
    • Get Fast Food
    • Repeat
     
  8. Oh, I forgot you live in the UK. Land of forbidden kitchen utensils
     
  9. 1. Have a rice cooker.
    2. Put rice in the rice cooker
    3. Put smthing in the steamer tray (vegetables/meats/eggs/whatever)
    4. Take it out when it's done
     
  10. Why does the whole intro to this thread remind me of an infomercial...
     
  11. That’s a stereotypical thing to say tbfh
     
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  13. I got a recipe. With two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk I can keep your bìtch full for 9 months.

    Pretty talented aren't I?
     
  14. Sterotypes are sterotypes for a reason...
     
  15. Some people dont wanna get fat tho fast food is horrible
     
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  17. My favorite recipe ?

    1.Take a bowl
    2.Pour cereal
    3.Pour milk
    4.eat with your bare fingers--I mean with a fork


    Follow the steps in order smdh
     
  18. Everytime i see smdh i think it stands for: suck my dìck head and then i remember. Ppl need to stop using it.
     
  19. Would using SMD be better?
     
  20. Never noticed people saying it. It was either Smh, or Smd,