*Read in Epic Announcer Voice* Goooooooodd evening/morning/afternoon ladies, gentlemen, living and the dead! The SECOND ANNUAL HUMANS VS ZOMBIES WAR is about to begin! Gather around, it's gonna be a... Tasty Show. War will be declared in roughly 3 hours, and will start in 11 hours—the excitement is literally killing me. *Everyone should be in club by the time war is declared* My question to you is... Who do you think will win? The brain-having squad? Or The brain-eating squad? YOU DECIDE. WE SHALL BET ON LOLLIPOPS.
HUMANS MAY BE WEAK BUT SPARTACUS FOUGHT AN ROSE TO ROYALTY NOW YE LAD WAS NO ZOMBIE HE WAS HUMAN HE SHALL BE STRIVE AND WE SHALL BE STRIVE TO BEAT THE ZOMBIES AND RETURN BACK THE PROMISE LAND OF HUMANS