How You Gon Die?

How You Gon Die

BEWARE. LOTS OF READING AHEAD.


So the title is self-explanatory. I've decided to create one of those Choose Your Own Adventures . It won't be much because there will only be 4 deaths because I got tired of typing LAWL. These deaths will kinda be illogical but bear with me, it's just for fun. And sorry girls, this will be from a male's POV so act like you're a guy. Obamacare doesn’t cover this

1. It’s 5am. You were awakened by the noises from the next room. Clearly the people in there were still going at it since you last remembered. You stood up and took a look around the room, letting your eyes adjust to the dark. Bodies lay everywhere and the room is scattered with cigarette butts and empty beer bottles. That was one hell of a party last night. As you walk around inspecting the room, you slowly recall that one of your best buds threw a big party last night. Your head is pounding right now and your mouth is dry. Water sounds like a good idea. Just as you’re about to leave the room, you spot your crush passed out on a chair. You’ve only talked to her a couple times and you seem to be more attracted to her each time you guys meet. Now’s your chance to make a move on your crush without her knowing completely who you are. But you’re still thirsty. However, water can wait right? It’s only going to be a small peck on the lips.
DO YOU
A. stay back and kiss your crush (go to 4)
B. ignore your crush; you’ll get another chance… hopefully. (go to 2)

2. You got out of the room and walked to the kitchen. More passed out bodies. Flies are roaming around the trash. You squint your eyes looking for something other than beer or liquor to drink. Finally you spotted a red cup and a blue cup, both containing some sort of liquid in them. Which one do you choose to drink from?
A. Red (go to 8)
B. Blue (go to 3)
C. To hell with that. You ain’t drinking anything you don’t know. (go to 5)

3. As you chugged down the liquid from the blue cup your throat instantly feels better. Although the mysterious liquid may taste a bit strange, it solved your thirst problem. The house was getting a bit stuffy so you decided to go outside. You walked out the backdoor and sat down on the patio. You instantly felt a churning in your stomach. Standing up quickly you made a run for the door. It was locked. Great, you’ve locked yourself outside. You ran behind the bush and dropped the bomb. This happened for 20 minutes nonstop. You finally couldn’t take it anymore and passed out from the intense smell and droppings. As you slowly blacked out, your face falls onto your creation. You died.

4. So you decided to stay back, eh? As you walk towards your crush you can hear the sound of your heart thumping against your chest. You’re finally going to kiss her. You got to where she was and slowly bent down and kissed her lips. What surprises you is that she kissed back. You guys continue to kiss for a while and things were about to get steamy when she opened her eyes and looked into yours. “Eww freak, get off me!” She pushed you hard enough to make you fall all the way to your back on the floor. You feel something sharp pierce your back. As you slowly turn your whole body around, you noticed that you fell on a broken bottle that was standing upright. You die instantly.

5. You quickly searched for water and swallow the last bit of saliva you had in your mouth. You start breathing heavier and suddenly a fly flies into your mouth. You start choking. Your vision gets blurry and hold onto the table to stable yourself however your hand slips and you knock your head on the corner of a table. You died.

6. You stay indoors and opened a window instead. The room is full of body heat and the stench of vomit. You can’t stay here any longer and head out to the backyard. God. It reeks of diarrhea. Was it a dog? You look around the area and see a body by the bush. Boy, that person must’ve needed to use the restroom bad last night. You move to the far end of the yard and sat down on the grass. What a party. The End.

7. You go went outside and slowly closed the door behind you. As you turned around, you were greeted by a baby raccoon. Surprised but captivated by its cuteness, you squat down and decided to interact with it. The baby raccoon bit you in the leg, giving you rabies. You die 3 days later.

8. You drank from the red cup. It was refreshing. You closed your eyes and enjoyed the taste of water. You felt like you almost died of thirst. You head outside because the house was getting stuffy. As you head out to the front door, you notice it was still dark out.
DO YOU
A. Stay indoors (go to 6)
B. Go outside (go to 7)

at this point, idec about bb coding anymo :cry: