how to skip (and educational thread)

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kittehwars

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Hello, I'm a disembodied voice here to teach you how to skip!

Before we can learn to skip, though, we must know the history of skipping!

*insert history of skipping*

...and the never found the body.

Now, moving on to how to skip!

Step 1: hop on one leg twice
Step 2: do step one on other leg

Congrats! Now you'll be skipping like a pro!

*90s outro music*
 
My name is (insert name of famous person__Kim Kardashian__) and I used to be frustrated when I saw all my friends skip, but then I read this educational thread and now I'm skipping better than them! Thanks, How To Skip!
 
The commercial about this thread










Justin bieber (eww): I have been bullied an taunted...i want to b part of the crowd....the skipping crowd...where's the answer


Mysterious narrator voice:I have the answer


Justin bieber:who's there

Mysterious narrator voice:non ya



Justin bieber:non ya who



Mysterious narrator voice:non ya buisness
I can't believe u fell for that *snicker*
anyways do u want to learn how to skip or not...bcuz if u don't u will just fall on ur ass



Justin bieber:ooh u said the a word.....u bad man *sucks thumb*



Mysterious wind :*knocks justin out with a tornado*



Hours later...







Justin bieber;*skipping*
Thanks mysterious narrator voice...thank you





The end
 
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