Hello, I'm a disembodied voice here to teach you how to skip! Before we can learn to skip, though, we must know the history of skipping! *insert history of skipping* ...and the never found the body. Now, moving on to how to skip! Step 1: hop on one leg twice Step 2: do step one on other leg Congrats! Now you'll be skipping like a pro! *90s outro music*
My name is (insert name of famous person__Kim Kardashian__) and I used to be frustrated when I saw all my friends skip, but then I read this educational thread and now I'm skipping better than them! Thanks, How To Skip!
The commercial about this thread Justin bieber (eww): I have been bullied an taunted...i want to b part of the crowd....the skipping crowd...where's the answer Mysterious narrator voice:I have the answer Justin bieber:who's there Mysterious narrator voice:non ya Justin bieber:non ya who Mysterious narrator voice:non ya buisness I can't believe u fell for that *snicker* anyways do u want to learn how to skip or not...bcuz if u don't u will just fall on ur ass Justin bieberoh u said the a word.....u bad man *sucks thumb* Mysterious wind :*knocks justin out with a tornado* Hours later... Justin bieber;*skipping* Thanks mysterious narrator voice...thank you The end