How To Obsess: Josh Groban STEP ONE •Buy EVERY SINGLE ALBUM! I'm not talking About singles on itunes! If you want to obsess, you have to FULLY commit. STEP TWO •Tweet how sexy his face is every morning! Ex: "Ermagerd! Josh groban looks like an angel! I bet he has a huge dick !" Remember: Always a chance you might get retweeted! :lol: STEP THREE •Keep a cardboard cut-out of him either on or reletively close to your bed! For those lonely nights.… STEP FOUR •Go to EVERY SINGLE CONCERT! No point in saying you're obsessed if you haven't seen that beautiful face in person. STEP FIVE •Follow him from those concerts! For most Grobanites this is a natural instinc. We can't help it STEP SIX •Buy a dog and name him Josh. It doesn't matter if Josh is not a dog name! STEP SEVEN •DO NOT WEAR PROTECTION This step ties with step five. This way, you will have a permanent link with Josh Groban. Thank you for your time.
Don't wear protection that way they get pregnant and you'll have easy way for millions in child support
Josh Groban is a ledgend! You've more likely than not heard one of his songs, you just didn't know he's the one who sings it.