How To Get PIMD Swag

So you want to be pimd famous? Possibly be a magnet of awesomeness. Well you're in luck because I give you 10 ways to achieving this! By accomplishing this list, you will have everyone at your feet.



1. Beg. Beg for DV. Beg for those new items. Just. Keep. Begging. It's irresistible.

2. Disagree with everyone. Someone puts up a thread on new ideas? NO SUPPORT. A thread on supporting the new mods? BE A REBEL AND RESIST THEM SHEEP. A thread on being happy? GAY.

3. Speaking of mods, it is incredibly sexy to bash them. They are the source of all the suffering in the PIMD world. I mean, what good is a mod that can't be on 24/7? Right? RIGHT?

4. You need your own personal brand of rp. VIPs dig rp. Taco rp. Whale rp. Dancing umbrella crustacean rp. PIMD is an rp game after all.

5. You need your own signature. Jax has scud. Mags/Jerk has blue heart thingies and those squiggly things at the end. Kaname has sass. Bow has gifs. Deviant has deviants. WHAT'S YOUR BRAND?

6. Let yourself be known. If someone hits you, you CRY BACK. Make a forum thread on them. OPEN FARM "personwhohitme". The angrier you are, the more you will be heard and respected.

7. Don't read the TOU. You make your own rules. A silence is like a scar that you can show off to everyone to show how tough you are. Tough, and silent. MMM.

8. Dance. Dance. It's PARTY in my dorm. You gotta dance. Fighting is useless. Just keep dancing. It will confuse the enemy.

9. HIT ON EVERYONE. Everyone is bae. From pimd to the newest noob on update. Everyone. is. Bae.

10. Fake an epic death. After securing a spot in the air forces at 16, you get cancer but you beat cancer because you're you but then here comes a giant bear to maul you to death but you only go down as you both fall into a fiery volcano. And since you're awesome, you manage to type it all out on pimd before plunging in.


So there you have it.

What are you waiting for?

 

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