HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nicole_23, Oct 14, 2014.

  1. HOW TO COOK A TURKEY!

    Step 1 : Buy a Turkey.

    Step 2 : Have a glass of wine.

    Step 3 : Stuff Turkey.

    Step 4 : Have a glass of wine.

    Step 5 : Put Turkey in oven.

    Step 6 : Relax and have another few glasses of wine.

    Step 7 : Turk the bastey.

    Step 8 : Wine of glass another get.

    Step 9 : Ponder the meat thermometer.

    Step 10 : Glass yourself another pour of wine.

    Step 11 : Bake the wine for 4 hours.

    Step 12 : Take the oven out of the turkey.

    Step 13 : Floor the turkey up off the pick.

    Step 14 : Turk the carvey.

    Step 15 : Get yourself another wottle of bine.

    Step 16 : Tel the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey.

    Step 17 : Say grace, throw up, and pass out.


    ~ Stinson out.
     
    #1 Nicole_23, Oct 14, 2014
  2. K. Ty
     
    #2 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Oct 14, 2014
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    #3 -_A_-rehabb_00puny, Oct 14, 2014
  4. Lol
     
    #4 -Silent_Patty_Mercaholic-, Oct 14, 2014
  5. Nun

     
    #5 YourFutureExHusband, Oct 14, 2014


  6. You forgot to give the man at registore the money
     
    #6 iCrenshawBoysNHood, Oct 14, 2014
  7. Realy Barney, really? 
     
    #7 CarpeNoctem2, Oct 14, 2014
  8. Not sure if this was meant to be funny if just poorly written ?
     
    #8 DemonicHypnocat, Oct 14, 2014
  9. Or if*
     
    #9 DemonicHypnocat, Oct 14, 2014
  10. NAH just

    1) Get money

    2) BUY THE FAMILY PACK OR WHATEVERS AT KFC.

    3) enjoy bitch.
     
    #10 00_SpitFire, Oct 14, 2014
  11. Instructions weren't clear enough. Set house on fire and was taped to light pole.
     
    #11 Pax_-AfdvfvTheTableFlipper, Oct 14, 2014
  12. Oh Barney 
     
    #12 Bird, Oct 14, 2014
  13. Turkey's internal bleeding tho.

    Oven in a turkey. Damn son.
    Watchu smokin bae?
     
    #13 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Oct 14, 2014
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