Step 1:-make a useless post with a little interesting tittle. Step 2:- waste their time by making them read this. Step 3:-write useless stuff because you don't know what to write and are bored as hell Step 4:-watch people enjoy this post. Step 5:-let a mod waste their precious time by reading this stupid post and locking it. Hope this helps you guys. Fight for your rights don't let mods lock your posts.
On one hand you're telling ppl how to get threads locked than you tell them to fight for their rights and not let mods lock threads... Please check your brain at the door. Locking P.S No one wants to lock threads, We like forums as well.