As a young writer, it is my job to encourage people to behave on our wonderful clean uptight community. It looks like CERTAIN PEOPLE NEED. A LESSON ON HOW TO ACT ONLINE ON FORUMS. Step One: Please indulge in the fact forums isn't a chatroom. You have no right to tell someone to fuck off unless it's your STORY thread. Any PMS related threads will not ne tolerated, and I will immediately bring a pitchfork and a shovel and begin farming. Step Two: After having a basic grasp of knowledge (if you never had one to begin with, which is so crucially likely), please re-read Step One until you understand what it means. After you do, please look at the following scenarios and decide if you want to be in the said characters' positions: ----In a pathetic Kony2012 thread in FF---- Big Guns: JOSEPH KONY IS A BAD BAD BAD MAN! NEEH! Big Melons: OMG IS HE REAL?! OMG I'M SO SCARED, PLEASE HOLD ME CLOSE, I DON'T WANT TO BE ADULTNAPPED BY A MAN WHO LIVES IN ANOTHER CONTINENT WHO HAS NO INTEREST IN ME BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT— Big Guns: Yes, he is real. Now drink this milk and cry gently on my lap, *coo* *coo* Big Melons: Meow. Me: Shut. The. Lemons. Up. I don't give a shit about this— *excessive scolding and cruel language and downright hell* ------- ----In a PMS overlydramatic leaving thread which frankly doesn't belong in this section---- Mr. Pessimistic: OMG DON'T LEAVE I PROMISE I'LL BUY YOU MORE CATNIP. Sir Muffins: Oh! Neigh, Romeo! Tis the time I depart from this... This... Beautiful patch of land known as FF! *swoons* Romeo, this personal information... Why would you leek it, thy beautiful Romeo?! Mr. Pessimistic: Oh, Juliet, I am unworthy of your love! Please, my dear, hold me close... Let us enjoy yon time together... *cries* Sir Muffins: My Romeo! I love you so! My dear Romeo, my dear dear Romeo! Tis I who is unworthy of your love! Let me repay you! Ah! I shant leave, my dear Romeo! I shant! Don't waste such beautiful tears on such an ugly beast like me! Mr Pessimistic: Oh, Juliet, you make this old pessimistic faggot's life seem... So... Worthwhile... *cries even more* Me: God damnit, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ROMEO AND JULIET?! IT SHANT BE TAKEN SO LOWLY, TIS THE ART OF SHAKESPEARE— *rant of pure holy literature and scolding* ----- ----Lame RP thread about so and so---- Whiny Bitch: OMG, YOU ARE SOOO HOT! OMG I TOTES WANNA BE IN YOUR CLUB! I TOTES CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR RP! EHMAGAWD! Stupid Douche: OMG I LOVE YOU TOO, LET'S MAKE MORE USELESS THREADS AND GO ON A NON EXISTENT HONEYMOON! Duo: AHHHHHHH<3 Me: *doesn't bother with such a pitiful thread* ---- ----Stupid breakup thread---- Fungus: I can't be with you anymore! Sleazeball: OMG WHY?! IS IT BECAUSE MY JEANS AREN'T SKINNY ENOUGH?! Fungus: It's because— IT'S BECAUSE WE LOST OUR CONNECTION!! Me: Go get a damn repairman. For fuck's sake it's only crappy wifi. Is this even necessary?! *chews you out* ----- ----Drama thread---- Very nice man: God. Is this necessary?! Idiot: OMG PISS OFF Moron: OMG CRACK HEAD Idiot: OMG TOTES Me: *facepalm* ----- Step Three: Contemplate. Do those personalities match you? If so, you need to get a life and not be such a whiny bitch! ----- All personalities and resemblances are purely coincidental.
It's I like this. I was about to write one or fins one that a veteran had made and bump it and say something related to pointing fingers at rhyan.
Oh my Jesus... Chloe you make me fall in love with you every time you make one of these threads. Too bad some of the people in fanfic are retarded and don't understand that they are stupid and not cute and charming ad they see themselves They don't understand what you mean (most likely )
Surprisingly Justin, it's not you that pisses off with their off topic lame ass thread in which I hate more than the fucking world!