How to Act in Fan Fiction!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Goldialocks, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. As a young writer, it is my job to encourage people to behave on our wonderful clean uptight community.

    It looks like CERTAIN PEOPLE NEED. A LESSON ON HOW TO ACT ONLINE ON FORUMS.

    Step One: Please indulge in the fact forums isn't a chatroom. You have no right to tell someone to fuck off unless it's your STORY thread. Any PMS related threads will not ne tolerated, and I will immediately bring a pitchfork and a shovel and begin farming.

    Step Two: After having a basic grasp of knowledge (if you never had one to begin with, which is so crucially likely), please re-read Step One until you understand what it means. After you do, please look at the following scenarios and decide if you want to be in the said characters' positions:

    ----In a pathetic Kony2012 thread in FF----

    Big Guns: JOSEPH KONY IS A BAD BAD BAD MAN! NEEH!

    Big Melons: OMG IS HE REAL?! OMG I'M SO SCARED, PLEASE HOLD ME CLOSE, I DON'T WANT TO BE ADULTNAPPED BY A MAN WHO LIVES IN ANOTHER CONTINENT WHO HAS NO INTEREST IN ME BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT—

    Big Guns: Yes, he is real. Now drink this milk and cry gently on my lap, *coo* *coo*

    Big Melons: Meow.

    Me: Shut. The. Lemons. Up. I don't give a shit about this— *excessive scolding and cruel language and downright hell*
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    ----In a PMS overlydramatic leaving thread which frankly doesn't belong in this section----

    Mr. Pessimistic: OMG DON'T LEAVE I PROMISE I'LL BUY YOU MORE CATNIP.

    Sir Muffins: Oh! Neigh, Romeo! Tis the time I depart from this... This... Beautiful patch of land known as FF! *swoons* Romeo, this personal information... Why would you leek it, thy beautiful Romeo?!

    Mr. Pessimistic: Oh, Juliet, I am unworthy of your love! Please, my dear, hold me close... Let us enjoy yon time together... *cries*

    Sir Muffins: My Romeo! I love you so! My dear Romeo, my dear dear Romeo! Tis I who is unworthy of your love! Let me repay you! Ah! I shant leave, my dear Romeo! I shant! Don't waste such beautiful tears on such an ugly beast like me!

    Mr Pessimistic: Oh, Juliet, you make this old pessimistic faggot's life seem... So... Worthwhile... *cries even more*

    Me: God damnit, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ROMEO AND JULIET?! IT SHANT BE TAKEN SO LOWLY, TIS THE ART OF SHAKESPEARE— *rant of pure holy literature and scolding*
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    ----Lame RP thread about so and so----

    Whiny Bitch: OMG, YOU ARE SOOO HOT! OMG I TOTES WANNA BE IN YOUR CLUB! I TOTES CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR RP! EHMAGAWD!

    Stupid Douche: OMG I LOVE YOU TOO, LET'S MAKE MORE USELESS THREADS AND GO ON A NON EXISTENT HONEYMOON!

    Duo: AHHHHHHH<3

    Me: *doesn't bother with such a pitiful thread*
    ----

    ----Stupid breakup thread----

    Fungus: I can't be with you anymore!

    Sleazeball: OMG WHY?! IS IT BECAUSE MY JEANS AREN'T SKINNY ENOUGH?!

    Fungus: It's because— IT'S BECAUSE WE LOST OUR CONNECTION!!

    Me: Go get a damn repairman. For fuck's sake it's only crappy wifi. Is this even necessary?! *chews you out*
    -----

    ----Drama thread----

    Very nice man: God. Is this necessary?!

    Idiot: OMG PISS OFF

    Moron: OMG CRACK HEAD

    Idiot: OMG TOTES

    Me: *facepalm*
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    Step Three: Contemplate. Do those personalities match you? If so, you need to get a life and not be such a whiny bitch!
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    All personalities and resemblances are purely coincidental.
     
  2. Blizzy!!

    Agreed!
     
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  4. Sound limes this is direct towards ryhan or however you spell his name
     
  5. Purely coincidental... 
     
  6. It's I like this. I was about to write one or fins one that a veteran had made and bump it and say something related to pointing fingers at rhyan.
     
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  8. Oh my Jesus... Chloe you make me fall in love with you every time you make one of these threads. 

    Too bad some of the people in fanfic are retarded and don't understand that they are stupid and not cute and charming ad they see themselves They don't understand what you mean (most likely )
     
  9. Do I make lame threads?
     
  10. Surprisingly Justin, it's not you that pisses off with their off topic lame ass thread in which I hate more than the fucking world! 
     
  11. KATIE-SAMA! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
     
  12. This was needed. .-.


    Don't stone me. D:
     
  13. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.