Why the people of Salem Village were haters. Well, we all know about the Salem witch trails. If my memory hasn't failed my ass, the priest daughter and niece got sick or something along the lines, and so they accused a couple of people of being witches, and accused them of being responsible for their illness or something like that. Too lazy to Google. Well, as I was watching a re-run of teen mom the other day, out of nowhere it came to me. The people of Salem village were fucking haters. Why were they haters you ask? Well, when you think about it, most of the accused were totes from Salem town! Right? And I believe that this was NO coincidence! The people from Salem town were rich, and the people from Salem village were poor, and had to pay taxes, and move heavy things, and they had to eat every single part of the herd. Even the penis. ? Overall, a bunch of people went to the gallows, and that's because they were idiots and because the people from Salem village were horrible people. If all I had to do to stay alive is say I was possessed by the devil, that I needed jesus in my life, and to name three people, the choice is so obvious! But seriously. Why would anyone pick Hufflepuff over Slytherin? And don't even get me started on Ravenclaw. I blame the Indian women, tituba (I think that was her name) She was like the first person to admit to being a witch! It's all her fault! No matter what those historians say! Storm the capital! *(Spoiler alert)* The Darkling is totally evil, and Alina was totally about to have sex with him in that supply closet. :roll: