How Newbies Try to get Hired

Hello guys! I thought today I'd make a lil thread to tell you guys (For teh ones who dont know) What newbies would do just to get hired. Theres a few of them  Just down below 

 THE FOLLOWERS

Now these 'followers' will just out of random follow you because you might look like you have ALOT of money, maybe its because of your stats, or even hire price. There are 2 ways they can approach to ask you in PM (if thou wish to follow them back)

(i) They straight away pop the question " plz hire me or volley me plz " and then you either volley, ignore or block them.

(ii) They act all nice with you, decide to try make you their friend. Then theyll do EXACTLY what (i) says 


 THE CAMPUS BEGGARS

Now these guys, Im pretty sure you guys see them every single second,minute,hour,day, time of your pimd life.  And there are a few of these types aswell

(i) The spammers - The ones that ask for hire repeatedly over and over again. Until they get silenced

(ii) The befrienders - "Hey follow me and lets chat" Now those can be either perverts, OR can be PM beggars. So watch out for those aswell.

 THE FORUM-er annoyinglittlenewbiesbeggingforhires

Now, im pretty positive from time to time we get a few of these newbies in forums. Some really are new and wanna learn, but there are some OVERPRICED coming here and begging for hires and such.
They come here thinking that everyone that sees their thread will hire them. But very rarely they do.

(Final)  THE TYPICAL NEWBIE


Now im very positive if that we see on each and every VIP's wall, that theres alot of newbies begging them for hires and vollies. But never receive it. Except sometimes M4G does.  Sometimes...

They think thatbecause VIPs are so rich, that theyll use all their money they bought with ECs on volleying ze newbies. Well they sure did think wrong 


And thats all i have for the thread... Before writing this i had 7 ideas... As i kept writing i started to forget them  Dont worry, if you guys know anymore, dont hesistate to add em in. 




I really hope no BB code fails 

 

Bump 

 

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Wow 1M for a present 

 

No

 

Also i wonder.. If theyre so 'active' why dont they upgrade much

 

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