How funny/creative are you? 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MrRussianVixen, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. Im sure you all saw that thread i just posted 

    Well ive been online reading some funny job applications ahajaha

    So pimd
    If i was offering a job to do what i asked and you get payed in dvs every friday show me what your application would look like!
    Dont be serious just be funny/creative!

    The goal is to make me laugh
    Funniest application wins


    Application


    Name

    Age

    Sex(m or f)

    Desired position

    Desired salary

    Education

    References

    Additional infornation


    Make me laugh for money 
     
  2. Suck my ass
     
  3. Name: Mike Clittiris 

    Sex: not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)

    Desired position: president but ill take whatever's available . If it was possible to be picky I wouldn't be applying in the first place

    Desired salary: 1T

    Education: yes
     
  4. Clitorus*
     
  5. Brooke

    86

    Female (sometimes)

    Desired position: Pope

    Desired salary: 3000000000000 per hour.

    Education: Pope school.

    Reference:
    "Brooke is amazing." - Barry
    "I love Brooke so much OMG" - Tesco Man
     
  6. Jon

    19

    Disired posifion: lord of the land

    disired sAlery: 3zolt colas

    references: google, bing

    additional info: i sill twerk for tips
     
  7. Name: Mclovin
    Age : Old enough to buy myself a happy meal
    Im a male although i... Sit down to pee lol
    Desired position: janitor... Im gooe with mops.. Killed a guy once but no biggie. I cleaned it up ^-^
    Salary: I can do dirty work with a damn mop and windex... So a dollar is fine :)
    Education: expelled for taking a kids life with a corndog.
    Reference: look at my backpage has lots of bloody reviews.
    Additional info: i like to carry a bucket of kfc everywhere i go ^-^
     
  8. AhH superbad mcluvin
     
  9. Name: Bruce Banner

    Age: 36

    Occupation: an Avenger

    Salary: 1bil per person i save

    Education: Dunno
     
  10. bruce banner lol
     
  11. Yes bump

    Give me more replies people!
     
  12. Name ; Amanda Bynes hoe 

    Age : 69 yrs young 

    Job? :Yas I currently work at that pole ?
    You know I'm a fire fighter ?

    How much I get paid?: I get paid $999999999996999999999999999999969 dollars a day ? #hoesbethirstyformymoney

    Education?: i graduated at the school of rock ️

    Things I often say?: Oh my nipples ??
     
  13. Hmmmmm. Pole
     
  14. Name: ben dover

    Sex:shemale

    Desired position:strip club give em a nice lap dance then BAM ur cock flies out

    Desired salary:69,690,690

    Refrences:FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
     
  15. Age 69 year young