Im sure you all saw that thread i just posted Well ive been online reading some funny job applications ahajaha So pimd If i was offering a job to do what i asked and you get payed in dvs every friday show me what your application would look like! Dont be serious just be funny/creative! The goal is to make me laugh Funniest application wins Application Name Age Sex(m or f) Desired position Desired salary Education References Additional infornation Make me laugh for money
Name: Mike Clittiris Sex: not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) Desired position: president but ill take whatever's available . If it was possible to be picky I wouldn't be applying in the first place Desired salary: 1T Education: yes
Brooke 86 Female (sometimes) Desired position: Pope Desired salary: 3000000000000 per hour. Education: Pope school. Reference: "Brooke is amazing." - Barry "I love Brooke so much OMG" - Tesco Man
Jon 19 Disired posifion: lord of the land disired sAlery: 3zolt colas references: google, bing additional info: i sill twerk for tips
Name: Mclovin Age : Old enough to buy myself a happy meal Im a male although i... Sit down to pee lol Desired position: janitor... Im gooe with mops.. Killed a guy once but no biggie. I cleaned it up ^-^ Salary: I can do dirty work with a damn mop and windex... So a dollar is fine Education: expelled for taking a kids life with a corndog. Reference: look at my backpage has lots of bloody reviews. Additional info: i like to carry a bucket of kfc everywhere i go ^-^
Name ; Amanda Bynes hoe Age : 69 yrs young Job? :Yas I currently work at that pole ? You know I'm a fire fighter ? How much I get paid?: I get paid $999999999996999999999999999999969 dollars a day ? #hoesbethirstyformymoney Education?: i graduated at the school of rock ️ Things I often say?: Oh my nipples ??
Name: ben dover Sex:shemale Desired position:strip club give em a nice lap dance then BAM ur cock flies out Desired salary:69,690,690 Refrences:FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY