How about some pick up lines?

Hey girl, do you work at subways? Cause you given me a foot long

They call me "The firefighter" mainly because I'm good with the hose

I'm like a fireman, when I come they are hot, but when I leave I leave them wet.

Did you wash those pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them
Just some of the ones I've seen on YouTube xD

 

 Is your dad a baker? Because you've got some nice buns

 

What's that on your hair? I like turtles

That always works 

 

"I'm Kaiser [replace with your name]"

Compliment with a nice smile. Don't be too ugly.

 

Do you like these grapes? If not, I can give you a date.

 

Have u got any geordie in you? Do u wanr some ツ

 

want*⇧

 

Hi how are you today?

 

Can I pick you up?

It's better to go straight to the point.

 

I'm gonna go old school with Joey.
How you doin'?

 

How tall are you? 





























Because you look tall. 

 

I like your shirt, Was it on sale? Cuz in my house it'd be 100% off lmao

 

Hey do you play the horn ?
Cause you got me all horny 

Hey do you work at Subway ?
Cause you just gave me a foot long 

 

Hôrny* lol their just jokes so don't take it that personal

 

You're next.

 

Hey girl you want an apple? And poof shes yours

 

Pickup lines are for wimps. The people with the true charm let others come to them.