? I just got back from a party but I’m not tired. I think I messed up my sleep schedule .... someone entertain me whilst I can’t sleep. Do you have an awesome drinking / drunk story? Tell it here.
Same. Although one time when I was 19 my friends and I thought it’d be super super cool to dex AND drink... I got lost in my own neighborhood..I was three houses down and cause it was dark I assumed I had just 100% gotten lost and was gonna die outside. Oh and my boyfriend at the time went outside to pee and thought he was done?? He zipped himself up and came inside..still peeing. A grown ass man peed on himself cause he couldn’t really feel his ding dong.
a friend of mine once got drunk in his basement over call with friends on discord and he tried googling "dad jokes" and he searched for 30 minutes and none of the results had anything to do with dad jokes. so he went to look what he searched and he had typed in a bunch of nonsense into the searchbar. later that night he tried crawling up to bed and passed out in his own vomit on the living room floor. one of his cats then curled up in a ball and fell asleep on his back.
I think it was 2011 when I was living in Mexico, and I went to a karaoke bar with a few friends. There were about 7 of us. Anyway, there was technically no cover I guess but you had to buy a bottle of alcohol to get in. Anyway we got two 1L bottles of Red Label. The gave you as many 7 up's as you needed for free though. So one bottle was on the middle of the table and the other was in front of me. So we opened them up and started pouring. I kept the bottle all to myself most of the time. I ended up drinking about 3/4 of the bottle by myself, and was singing (not on stage) songs that I had never heard before. So about 3 hours in, one of my friends leaves to go to the bathroom, and all of a sudden the alcohol like hits me pretty hard. My other friends see me and they're like "oh shit he's about to throw up" and if you throw up there, they kick you out. But since it's dark in there and lights flashing they pass me the ice cube tray and have me throw up in there. It was all liquid tho since I hadnt eaten much. So i finish puking and I put the ice cube tray back up on my side of the table in case I need to puke again. So my friend gets back from the bathroom and he pours himself another drink. Groups are on-stage singing so we're paying attention to them, and out of the corner of my eye I see him reaching over to my side of the table, and when i finally focus and see what he's doing he's already reaching into the ice cube tray to get some ice. He feels around and puts on a confused face, and then looks over at me and I'm like...... Sorry bro, I puked. And then he runs off to the bathroom again covering his mouth. Fun times. ^ and there it is. Also, that same night before I puked, we were taking pictures in a group. And I put my arm on my best friend's neck (the one in grey) and we were like moving around and as they're taking the pictures I feel her shoulder, and I'm like "wow she has a really squishy shoulder I dont think that's normal. Am I touching a pimple?" and as the song in the background is ending i hear my name being yelled and I look over and I had my hand down her shirt ? Good times
I have a lot of drunk stories ? I lived in Mexico when i was 16-19, started drinking kinda heavily when I turned 16. We went out about every other weekend to clubs, and about 2x a week to small bars/wing stops lol. We didnt always get crazy drunk but we at least got to the "you guys are my bros!" Phase every time
Yes dying from od is so hilarious I can’t help myself. Quit responding to me I aint talking to you all the time its to the whole thread. Basically a cyber bully at this point