Homecoming was so fun, even without a date My friend Brandon holding down the food with Chipotle for the squad, and Khalen's mom coming through with the pizza Ok now that the food is out of the way, there's this girl, let's call her J. Anyways I was going to slap her ass (childish, I know) and Khalen pushes me, so not only did I slap her ass, but I humped her too. There was this weird kid meditating on the soccer field he does this every homecoming My friend Hassan got hit in the face with a football OOO and I pegged a cheerleader with a streamer (sorry Madi) kthxbai
Sounds like you just made up a good time in your head but say home fingering your own beehole.. If that really happened you wouldn't be writing about it on a free phone game loser