Well its around that time of year where many cultures are celebrating holidays so post your best holiday jokes here and please keep it within TOU/ROC. Ill start. Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
So santa goes to court fir sexual harassment . The lawyer says: I'll ask you again sir! Did you not look at my client and, in a crouded shopping mall,in front of her children,call her,not once,but three times...A "Ho!"
Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct? A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree. Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? A: Crisp Cringle. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes. Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney? A: Pour Santa flush on him. Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.?? Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. Happy holidays