Woah. Woah. Woah. I live alone but someone ate all my halloween candy. There's wrappers everywhere. Pls give me my candy back. This is very serious.
What kind of candy are we talking about? You left out this very important detail. I'm not sending a search party out over Smarties or Candy Corn.
Was anyone in the neighbourhood handing out fruit? I heard that sometimes they pick a target with a lot of candy and follow them home. Then they eat all their candy to teach them a lesson about health.