high

how can i hear my thoughts when they have no sound?

 

Wtf

 

If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

 

You could live the rest of your life without food or water

Anybody that is 5'8" is also technically 4'20"

As a kid, going to McDonald’s felt like a win. As an adult, going to McDonald’s feels like a loss.

In a few decades, retirement homes will begin to have game nights that feature Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. instead of Scrabble.

Alcohol is just a potion which let's you borrow happiness from tomorrow.

Space is only 62 miles away. Which is like an hour long drive.

If the machines were really plotting to rise up and destroy us, they would deliberately fail the Turing test to preserve the element of surprise.

 

Neither. You’re just insane.

 

Was orange named after the fruit or was the fruit named after the color? ?

Why are raspberries flavors blue?

 

I used to know the answer to both of these questions

 

Is water really wet or nah

 

Weird flex

 

If plastic comes from petrochemicals, then plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs.